THE PLUG

Found another diamond in the rough “Off Campus” such a nice and cute watch 🤭

@layxsnv B

Okay, where are the English scholars, which one?

@HonitelHQ Finally, someone spoke on my diagnosis My family members complain I don’t call nor visit, I go home once in 3-4 years. When I tell people I don’t miss them cos out of sight is out of my mind for me they call me emotionless. Boarding school did that, I also cried my first day

One of the dark sides of attending a boarding school that I didn’t realize until much later is that I don’t know how to miss people, and it is not a good thing. I can go an entire month without speaking with my loved ones, and it will feel completely normal to me. I have to make extra effort to call or visit. I can go two years without seeing anyone from my family and, as much as I love them, it still feels normal. This is because I spent part of my formative years as a boarder and, you know, going months as a teenager without seeing your family and friends made me condition my mind to be like this. My first day as a boarder, I cried. But as time went on, it became easier. Subsequently, it became normal. Now, out of sight is literally out of mind for me. I’m the one who calls less, visits less, and talks to people less now. I can count how many times I went home throughout my undergraduate years. Very few. And this is not a good thing. It really isn’t. The ability to miss people is something that should never be taken away from anyone. For the umpteenth time, please don’t send your children to boarding school. The downside is more than the upside.

@Molayoo_ Tbh, I don’t even have the strength fr

I think you begin to lose the ability to hold grudges as you grow older. You also find going back and forth with people very stressful… idk if it’s just me😭

@BlindsideMommy @zalatwicc That’s growth👏

@perrywears_ng @zalatwicc Girl someone brought up my mom in an argument and I said all the best as we are not aligned. Old me would have whooped her azz 😂

no one tells you if your rage builds up enough it turns you gentle

@EriwaBoy @osa_dolor Hi

Who's Still Awake?

Released pent up anger and I feel good. Noone has a monopoly of madness

@AlexGregg444 @zalatwicc This!!!! It is exhausting

@zalatwicc It's not gentleness, is disassociation from exhaustion.

For every action, there’s a reaction and you don’t get to tell people how to behave when they are violated. As I am, I don’t talk to people younger than me anyhow cos I don’t want a child to disrespect or beat me. You can’t hit a stranger and expect them to be looking at you

Seeing all these gists of beating elderly people hmm, you need to be in that position to judge tbh. When I was still staying in ib, my male landlord slapped me and I used my wooden door to damage his head. I was furious, it was my friends voices that brought me out of the anger

@kingKerubo This!!!! Me perform? Hell no Another lady is better than me please, no be me dem draw for 1000 naira note

I love being replaceable to most men, I’m not special and the next woman is probably better than me Very freeing and liberating. It allows me not to over perform

@adaezennaji_ @Osetbaby This!!!! I went to balogun yesterday and they were calling very very basic gowns 40k-50k like how did we get here

Sorry, I’m not buying your skirt for 49,500 tinubu naira and I’m not buying your short gown with less than 3yards of material for 72,000 just because you’ve named it a fancy princess name. We seem to forget that we’re poor in this country. The target audience will buy it though. I’m not the target audience and that’s fine. Wtf?? Lovely designs though 🧡🙏🙏

@Arinzeudeh5 Dem dn curse una “masculinity this, masculinity that” why you no carry your masculinity go fight war? Nah untop woman una dey always remember masculinity

One thing about simp men is that, in their mind they are keeping their home peaceful by doing chores like this. Meanwhile that woman is on her phone observing other masculine men, and adoring their masculinity. It’s not and has never been a man’s duty to bath a new born. No matter how you bath that child today, if you don’t pay the school fees when he’s grown both the child and the mother will call you a useless father and husband. Your duty as a man is loving, protecting and providing for your family.

@sheisafairyyy Could see the amusement in my directors eyes the first time they saw my tattoo, and then I drew another one that is bolder, he was just looking at my arm inside the meeting😂 I know he will be like, where did we employ this type of manager😆

I can't wait for Gen Z’s to completely take over professional spaces and redefine competency separately from appearances and identity norms. Like yes my doctor has her nose pierced and she's great at her job.

accidentally isolated myself for years💔

@Lifeof_AG01 @asemota Many times

Have you ever seen a tweet that doesn't even concern you, but you immediately go to that person's profile and block them because you don’t want to see any more of their thoughts on your timeline ever again?

@sapphire_nifemi Ha twitter people

#50,000 ASO Ebi package The bride tried but the bucket SPO!lt everything Is not even attractive 🤦‍♀️

Can’t remember the last time I wore my fitted trousers 😭

these days lagos babes taught me to be silent … tho i miss saying dirty things while at it 🧎🏾 the last time i wanted to be freaky with one babe like that “ talk to me baby, what should daddy do to u ” she replied : credit my opay 💀😭😭