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(this is what the world sounds like)
your walls :) Katılım Temmuz 2018
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me: i just smoked
IDIOT FRIEND: "was it indica or sativa?"
me: bro it was fucking crack
*dies of crack overdose*
*ambulance comes and brings me back to life*
me: holy shit wtf happened
paramedics: u smoking too much crack my boy 😂😂😂😂
me: damn. where my crack at tho
paramedic: *dies*
me: i guess i know where the rest of my crack went 😂😂😂
other paramedic: actually he had a serious history of heart problems and just had a heart attack
me: bruh
other paramedic: nah jk bro smoked ALL of your crack
me: that fucking fiend. anyway please dont charge me for saving my life
paramedic: why shouldn't i?
me: cuz i need to buy more crack mf 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
paramedic: ZOOWEEMAMA
rowley: wtf mike did u jus steal my joke
me: yeah
jeff kinney: yeah buddy ur getting sued for $500m
me: wtf 🤯 how am i going to buy anymore crack now???
el chapo: did someone say crack?
the 3 CIA vans all parked outside my house because they were going to commit a sting operation on me: EL CHAPO FREEZE U ARE UNDER ARREST FOR LIKE EVERY CRIME EVER
el chapo: zooweemama 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😭😭😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😭
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the 5 year anniversary of Pop 2 is tomorrow…. and i got some vinyl news… tomorrow @ 9am pst here: discord.com/invite/charlix…
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