Pete Curley

Department of Homeland Security of War

“Hey! Your shopper got everything you padded your cart with! Except for that one pesky thing that was the only reason that you placed your delivery order for in the first place. Thanks!”

They should sell Aerobies in packs of 60

I just signed into Twitter...or X for the first time in a while. I have this exact same question.

Uber but for on-demand Mariachi bands

Microsoft you son of a bitch, I'm in. @Microsoft @Office

@shopmyporch @ChipotleTweets Deal. I think it’s safe to say that the Squatty Potty organization is a Masterclass operation across the board.

@petecurley @ChipotleTweets Ok ya gotta help me think of fun viral campaigns like this one - look up the squatty potty commercial - we need one of those!

Now this is marketing. +1 @ChipotleTweets

7yo: Dude, I am never going to Hawaii. They have the worst salamis. Me: the worst...what? 7yo: You know, salamis. Me: ???...like the meat? 7yo: No, DAD. The huge waves after an earthquake! 🌊🐖🏝

@gcaprio That's legit. Our 7yr old makes himself 5 eggs almost every—unassisted from cracking to frying.

My cousin and his family went on vacation with his mother-in-law. On the first night, she ran his tablet through the dishwasher because she thought it was a cutting board.

What if flat earthers have been pulling a "birds aren’t real" the whole time and we’re just not in on the joke?

@_fbrz Hey Fabrizio, I noticed a small typo on coolors.co/account/settin…. There's an extra "the" under the "White label" section. Love your work btw!

How does my TV always end up on Forensic files

I’m just a humble cinnamon-raisin bagel man that just got blueberried

@shopmyporch 😆

@petecurley Oh no - feel better soon! btw - loved your product flow that you drew out for us!

Covid has made it so that I can only taste "the idea of a flavor"

Really enjoyed being a guest on the @TechmemePodcast with @chrismessina @johnmccrea @DickHardt @kveton @ross @dewitt and others discussing what lessons we learned trying to open up the social web during Web 2.0 that can inform Web3 and post-Elon Twitter. ridehome.info/show/techmeme-…

retroacronym: making an acronym out of your startup's name, preferably after five years of finding product-market fit for a wildly different idea