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Went on a date and halfway through he says,
“I don’t really spend money on women who aren’t my girlfriend.”
I nodded and said, “That actually makes sense.”
Called the waiter over immediately and asked to split the bill.
He goes, “No no, I’ll pay.”
I said,
“No, I get it. We’re just two people eating.”
Paid my half, grabbed my bag and left before dessert even came.
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