Peter Edward

632 posts

Peter Edward

Peter Edward

@Petee68

Not nearly as funny or talented as I, or anyone else thinks I am. God only knows why I have any followers.

London Katılım Ağustos 2009
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Peter Edward
Peter Edward@Petee68·
@TSB had an alert to say that my card has been used abroad. Urgent enough to wake me up, but not urgent enough for your fraud lines to be open. So now I have to wait until you guys wake up while someone’s using my card..?
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Peter Edward@Petee68·
@Hermesparcels collected parcel from my house 10 days ago; tracking is a joke. I call your number; computer tells me to get in touch with Packlink for more details. PL didn't pick up the parcel, and PL didn't give me a tracking number, you did. And don't tell me to DM you:
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Peter Edward@Petee68·
I’ve uncovered a huge conspiracy. The toilet paper shortage isn’t due to inconsiderate arseholes stockpiling. It’s a government plot to make sure we all wash our hands properly.
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Toni Scott
Toni Scott@ToniScottSays·
@MarkDiStef @MarinaHyde Philanthropreneur (n): one whose venal greed and financial incontinence is lightly veneered with an expression of charitable intent.
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Mark Di Stefano@MarkDiStef·
When Prince Andrew was sitting for car-crash interview about Epstein, Fergie was at the charity summit for Saudi crown prince Mohammed Bin Salman. “Everyone has been so nice here in Riyadh; I think that comes from good leadership,” Fergie to Arab News. arabnews.com/node/1583781/s…
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WeRateDogs
WeRateDogs@dog_rates·
This is Willo. She likes to awoo while she eats. Tonight’s meal was worthy of a gentler, but perhaps more meaningful, second awoo. 13/10
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Peter Edward@Petee68·
@SW_Help how can one ill passenger cause this much chaos? I don’t buy it.
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Peter Edward@Petee68·
@hairybikeraych @ITV4 Yep, just watching the recording myself, can’t make out anything the guy’s saying. Terrible editing also, hardly worth watching.
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John Cilgram
John Cilgram@hairybikeraych·
@ITV4 just watching WSB and am disappointed at the commentary as I can't hear what they're saying over the bikes. Also the shots of the bike action at different points on the track is backed by the wrong audio. See 2 bikes slugging it out and hearing 4 or 5 bikes passing the Mic.
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Peter Edward@Petee68·
I asked @alexa99 to play what she wanted to play. She played Joy Division: Love Will Tear Us Apart #youokhon?
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Peter Edward@Petee68·
“PM Theresa May has said there is no guarantee she will abide by their wish.” By my reckoning she lost 48% / 52%. She should just get over it. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…
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suppelsa☝️
suppelsa☝️@suppe1sa·
Best Ever CEO of Apple with Best Ever President 🍏🍊#TimApple
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