Pete C

@savage_gardenz I did this once for fun, had two the same size on 2x8 benches. Was Tangie from @DNAGenetics

Anyone know this grower? Two separate non growers sent me this picture as if this should be my goal. Big plants bring the wow factor. But...are they really worth the effort?

My dad used to say “I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it!” I wasn’t really familiar with laws and stuff at that age but just realized, that’s illegal! He was saying he would murder me!

I hear about people buying stuff on the dark web but how do you even get on the dark web? Is it just dww. whatever dot com? dwww. ? Lemme know, I’m looking for drugs and whatnot.

Last week I told my son that he couldn’t drink out of my cup because I was drinkin poison. Now every time he sees me drinking out of that cup he’s like “Daddy are you drinkin your poison?!” What a f-in buzzkill

@ZephyraLeigh You make this @redban?

Filmmaking isn’t locked behind gates anymore. If you can dream it up, you can turn it into something real. Seedance 2.0.

Lightweight wish my name would pop up in the files so I’d have to resign from my job.

The Pima County Sheriff's Department is now reporting that 95 year old Charles Augustus Lindbergh Jr is the main suspect in the Nancy Guthrie disappearance.

Trump bombing Iran during the Super Bowl halftime show so NBC is forced to cut away from Bad Bunny might be the funniest thing he could possibly do.

Until very recently I thought burlesque was the French word for fat stripper.

If that the lady who got shot today turns out to be the CEO of a major health insurance company some of you are going to be left in quite a quandary.

Calling the number on the for rent sign and making dolphin noises

IF YOU PROMOTE THE VIOLENCE ON THE TWITTER I BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU PUT YOU IN THE CAMEL CLUTCH AND BREAK YOUR FUCKING BACK AND MAKE YOU HUMBLE.

What happened to just being a good person? 🤔

It’s fitting that these two stories are going viral at the same time. They are very much related. The reason the guy on the right was out on the street is because our criminal justice system is run by, and tailored to the sensitivities of, women like the one on the left.

@MrsSoulBrosGrim 4126

CAN YOU GUESS HOW MANY SEEDS ARE IN THIS JAR? 1ST PLACE WINNER: RECEIVES THE GOLDEN KEY, FIRST EXCLUSIVE SIGNED PACK OF OUR NEXT RELEASE, PERSONAL VIDEO FROM MRSSOUL AND SLAP BUNDLE, 2ND PLACE WINNER: RECEIVES A SIGNED PACK, BREEDERS CHOICE AND STICKER PACK, 3RD PLACE WINNER: RECEIVES A MYSTERY SEED PACK AND STICKER. CONTEST RUNS UNTIL FRIDAY AT 4:20 PM MST. HAVE FUN MY FRIENDS...... #goldenkey #contests #Brothersgrimmseeds #seeds

@cooncatcrazy #metoo

I speak for the trees

JUST ANNOUNCED: NOBODY GIVES A FUCK

Happy Fathers Day from the best dad in the world, Gary Plauche!!

National Anthem at the Woodward Elks Rodeo. God Bless America