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@Kenyans Punguza kiherehere, your opinion can't even be considered in the negotiations table

We will look for the strongest candidates and give them the board-based ticket - Karen Nyamu

@lilacmwesh We've tolerated this nonsense for long

This position deserved a young person but well...

@marto254_ Juu Ruto ako na agenda ya wizi ama

Vile kunaenda naona nikichagua Kasongo ju Riggy G hawana agenda

@JohnMbadiN @RailaOdinga Move on

Earlier laid wreath at @RailaOdinga's grave site at Kang'o Ka-Jaramogi mausoleum. Baba's legacy, aspirations and selfless love for Kenya will forever remain in our hearts. How best could I have honoured Baba 6 months later? Proudly led a massive women empowerment exercise at Kang'o Ka-Jaramogi to promote small-scale women traders drawn from Sakwa West Ward; the low income households who directly depended on Raila's benevolence. Rest easy our mentor, father and a beacon of hope for the disenfranchised.

@ignyharaz2 Nachu, Kikuyu

Siku hizi hata milima na mabonde tunauzaaa.

@SirKibocha @GathogoBMwangi Yes, that's where the beef comes from

@petercyano @GathogoBMwangi Ni wonder Huwa ana finya murkomen akipata chance

One day in senate, Sifuna told Cherargei that while other members of the party are taken to USA with the president, he is only invited to places he is relevant like Goat Auctions in Mogotio 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@OpiyoWandayi Did you manage to know what type of oil is it?

The Turkana oil

@ignyharaz2 Kwani does politics start and end with them?

Kibaki left politics na hakuna anyone in his family who has been successful in politics. Uhuru Kenyatta same, muhoho kazi ni kuwasha tu dogo dogo. Hata MOI isipokuwa Lee na Gidi, vijana ni wa ku race ma rally tu. Mzee Baba Raila left us na bado We're yet to see anyone deep into politics. Kasongo pia seems ataachia kijana industry ya na nganya juu hakuna mtu ako na damu politics in them. What's happening venye unaona MPs wanakufa na their kids takes on? Poor succession ama wanakula mali ilisombwa huko pandora?.

@DrOparanya Mtaacha kutumia hii statement lini

Baba Alituwacha BroadBased Government, Na Hapo Ndo Tuko.

@SosPmugacia @ignyharaz2 Sema tu atasnitchiwa

@ignyharaz2 Shule will analyse na the videos wamjue and they will expele him, wait

Machakos university has given us some of the best moments during exam weeks. Not so sure what the old mzee was fighting for in F1 but I'd encourage uache wanafunzi waibe mtihani. But allegedly , Jama alkwa anpigana na lec atoroke juu alishikwa akiiba paper na akamix na za watu wengine ahepe ... Sasa akikungoa meno na SHA haifanyi? F2 ni security guard who was seen invigilating exams.

@mcpipita 😂😂😂

Ameanza kukuvalisha kama kikuyu landlord

@ItsGregy_ 😂😂😂

Huwa Nashangaaa mbona restaurants in Nairobi cbd especially za along Tom Mboya na Moi avenue huwa ziko full from 5pm to 8pm. Kumbe ni 8 to 5 babes wanakunywa maji moto na their office husbands wakingoja fare ishuke. 💔

@kilundeezy Unfortunately, they will do nothing

Father loses cool at Ishara lectures CS Ruku and Governors cecily Mbaririe over not addressing the real issue that killed Moris Mugo.

I low-key hate this life that only revolves around looking for money and paying bills as you assemble people who will attend your funeral, then you die.

Sakaja nominating Gaucho is a message to all goons by politicians, "we see you, we know you, we appreciate what you do, continue doing it" 😌.

"naskia mkisema ICU, hata mimi I see you too"

@datbabyuggo @oyabun_wainaina @Onorpik 😂😂😂

@oyabun_wainaina @Onorpik You never say but you are saying

Wait Delta petrol stations ni zenu? Also Santa Lucia schools, Shompole conservancy, and all those other businesses with Shompole names? Old man did a good job!

@absee_r @601sf @JustForKenya 😂😂😂tangu lini nkawa afande

@petercyano @601sf @JustForKenya Afande unataka kuchange luku?

The way Kenyans identify a plainclothes police officer in a crowd should be studied 😂😂

"Nimeskia mkisema budget ya X-ray ni expensive mbona tusiite Mejja basi"