Peter Swain

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Peter Swain

@peteretlewolff

Illustrator of many things, mostly #cycling, also a cyclist, beer and coffee drinker from Manchester, UK.

worldwide Katılım Haziran 2012
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Got some small stickers made up for my bike/helmet. 7cm square/diameter. Will list on eBay if people are interested. I’ve stuck an arrow on my skate helmet, mtb helmet has too many vents. Sort of fits on a wide mudguard too. Dm if you’re interested in buying one.
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@OneAdultSwim1 Funny, I did a pub crawl tonight. I was on bike and everyone else was in cars. Guess who got an extra pint at each pub.
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OneAdultSwim@OneAdultSwim1·
Car-brain doesn't understand the quickest, least harmful and the most efficient form of personal transport... Who'd of thunk it? Also, cyclists inflicting hardship upon others, like death, destruction, and maiming! 👍
critical urbanism@criticalurban

Cyclists aren't building a better world, but if they have the arrogance to think they are that explains why they feel entitled to special privileges and don't care about the hardship they inflict on others.

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Peter Swain@peteretlewolff·
I’m giving everyone a box of Gaviscon this year. Yes my 2 year old child is getting a box too as it took me til 33 to realise why my digestion felt so rubbish around this time of year.
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@wise_littlelegs @OneAdultSwim1 That does have some truth and it’s very dependent on that locality. But then again they’ll cut verges elsewhere during that time. There are some sections that haven’t been cut for literally years, despite multiple reports.
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Council: we’ve paved a 50metre long shared path that you can use if you make a 200metre detour so people can continue driving everywhere. You’re welcome. Peds/cyclists: thanks, so you’ll include this in your maintenance schedule so it doesn’t narrow to 50cm, right? Council: …
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Peter Swain@peteretlewolff·
Would it kill Stockport Council to just do a proper protected cycle lane and filter some side roads. Instead they’re stealing more pedestrian space and increasing car capacity, and continuing the status quo under the guise of “making it better for buses”.
Walk Ride Stockport@WalkRideStocky

Stockport Council is currently running a consultation on changes to Dialstone Lane, near Stepping Hill Hospital. We oppose this scheme, and this thread explains why.

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Martin Bain@MartinBain·
Wow, @StockportMBC, that single bollard has really put a stop to illegal pavement parking. Well worth the money and effort. 🙄
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Peter Swain@peteretlewolff·
The best part of Bakewell is the industrial estate with Thornbridge Brewery and a bakery that does coffee because the historic centre of Bakewell is a polluted and noisy car sewer.
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James Stafford@Jamesdestafford·
@AdsCondron Real comparison is a second hand car Vs second hand cargo bike. We have mass motoring which means second hand market is cheap. As cargo bike adoption increases, second hand prices will get cheaper, just like second hand bicycles.
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Peter Swain@peteretlewolff·
@9SquirrelsBrew INDYMAN allow children in to day sessions, and you can get into most places (within reason!) if you have a baby strapped to your front. I can see why people would assume it’s ok to bring a baby in as I took my son to the pub when he was 10 days old, so probably would have tried.
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Chris Clough 🍺🐕🤘🦖@9SquirrelsBrew·
I took a photo of this sign because it amused me. I saw other people taking photos too. Nope. It turns out you do actually need to tell people this. "No under 18s" also applies to babies, because babies are, famously, under 18.
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@OneAdultSwim1 Omg. It’s like the cartoonist looked at my route for reference.
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OneAdultSwim@OneAdultSwim1·
@peteretlewolff Ah yes, the secret, hidden, peripheral routes, sorry I mean parallel route.
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Council: “you should use the infrastructure we’ve built for you” Drivers:
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The council: “cyclists must share the road with cars, safety is a joint effort” Motorists:
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Peter Swain@peteretlewolff·
I’ve put my med Charge Duster Tange steel frame for sale on eBay if anyone’s interested. ebay.co.uk/itm/1158400874…
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Peter Swain@peteretlewolff·
Looking through all the stickers I’ve accumulated over the years of buying BMX and mtb parts and skate brands. I couldn’t help but think “I spend more on Gaviscon and Optrex products than on the other stuff, I’d like a sticker to rep them once in a while”
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