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@kazzaloveslife Make a day out of it … just keep moving 😉

I’m here for the air conditioning! I wonder how long I can spend in there before I look suspicious 🥵

@lambcakez @S4TURDAYBLUES Are you out tonight?

@peterpps117558 @S4TURDAYBLUES come back on sunday then

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@lambcakez @S4TURDAYBLUES Hmmm could have been me 🤔

@S4TURDAYBLUES i miss my favourite spoonspig he spent like £50 on me rhia and lawrie in one night

@GLB_88 Gorgeous love them 💐

We have Lupins and Foxgloves opening lads 🥳🥳🥳

If you pitched this as a screenplay every studio would reject it for being too on-the-nose. A 73-year-old architect walks to confession in 1926 and gets hit by a tram on the Gran Via in Barcelona. He's mistaken for a vagrant because of his worn clothes and left at a pauper's hospital. He dies three days later. His name is Antoni Gaudí. The cathedral he leaves behind is less than a quarter complete. The plans to finish it sit in his workshop as plaster models and detailed drawings. Ten years after his death, in July 1936, FAI anarchists break into that workshop. They smash the plaster models. They burn the archive of drawings and calculations. They pry open Gaudí's tomb. For the next 50 years, architects piece together a destroyed playbook from photographs and broken plaster fragments. The geometry was the real problem. Gaudí designed the church using upside-down hanging-chain models because the math for hyperboloid intersections did not yet exist on paper. He had solved it physically. Computers finally caught up to him in the 1980s. By 2010 the project was 50% complete. By 2015 stone elements that took months to hand-carve were being modelled digitally and machine-cut in days. Now the kicker. The building is funded entirely by people paying admission to see scaffolding. €134.5 million of income in 2025, all private, none of it from the Spanish state or the Vatican. About 4.7 million tourists a year buying €26 tickets to watch a cathedral get built. The unfinished state was the product. On June 10, 2026, exactly 100 years to the day after Gaudí died, the cross goes up on the Tower of Jesus Christ. 144 years from groundbreaking. 172.5 meters tall. The tallest church building in the world, beating Ulm Minster, which took 513 years. When asked why his project was taking so long, Gaudí said one thing: "My client is not in a hurry." Turns out neither was he.

@hannahlbr 👋

Hoping going out with my mates cheers me up. Not drinking cos cant afford it need a laugh at min everything getting me down❤️❤️❤️

@siobhanworld Typo there Shiv…. You typed ‘win’ instead of ‘lose’ 😉

Here’s a bit of free advice for the Labour Party : if you want to win the next general election, make it a referendum on rejoining the EU.

@SissyJoyce It’s almost as if you want everyone to vote yes! 😉

Does it describe you?

@SissyJoyce 💯

Speaking from slave to slave🔒 if you want your Master or Mistress to enjoy the dynamic, you need to provide something to the dynamic. Being a slave isn't pushing all responsibilities in someone elses hands. You need to activly think how you can make their life easier. 🤗Financially? Take work of their shoulders? Providee them comfort? If the only thing you have to offer is ''sexual gratification'' (wich, lets be honest, is mostly YOUR sexual gratification and not theirs), it will not last. ❤️

@colinnorth83 @WetherspoonsTA Feel free to DM me

@WetherspoonsTA I need a spoons pig!

Who's looking for a Spoonspig this evening? Get in touch, DMs open! We are open for business, let one of our pigs serve for you this evening. Well behaved & reliable! Use our spoonssubs as your personal waiter. Findom table order service #wtasub @WetherspoonsTA

46 years ago on 5th May, 1980, the fine men from the SAS ended the siege at the Iranian Embassy in London. Great work chaps. Heroes and legends 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧👏👏👏

@basedandbougie bougie!

Happy Sunday🌸🩷

@CSG1973 I thought Karl Turner must be a parody account until I realised he is actually a Labour MP!

LOL, all the disrespect. Funny though.

@GLB_88 Watch out for bees in the grass 🐝

If you have a garden make sure you walk on the grass in bare feet. It’s good for you 😬

@GLB_88 Gorgeoso! ❤️

My t-shirt says little miss grumpy 🤣 no hat! 🥰😎🥳

Sir Mark Rowley, after his meeting with Zack Polanski.

@MiekaSmiles not*

@MiekaSmiles At least it’s in a pant suit 🤭 it looks lovely anyway.

Not sure why I used the word pant for trousers…😂😬 Anyhoo, that aside…here’s my latest look on a shoestring budget over on @60SecFits on TikTok. 💸💸💸