Clayton Petrie

I wish I knew the rules of hockey because I could have sworn that was offsides #LetsGoOilers

Happy Hockey Eve, everyone.

Yikes. “nobody really cares about hockey... it’s not one of the 4 major team sports” 😬

Hey it’s Brett here back to tell you that we’re releasing a new song soon. Keep your ear to the ground. Rock and roll. Blah blah blah.

To fill the lack of sports, enjoy some highlights from one of TV's greatest shows: Most Extreme Elimination Challenge. bars.tl/2079568

Anyone else almost eat all of their quarantine snacks already?

@Sportsnet @BaileyLAKings @LAKings @ColeSonstelie27

.@BaileyLAKings with the troll job of the year 😂 📽️: @LAKings

Here. We. Go. #BattleOfAlberta

@barstoolsports @KoltonGillett

Best throw by a Cincinnati Bengal all year. twitter.com/SidelineReport…

It appears you shall never fuck with Zack Kassian

That’s just the Portland Trail Blazers logo

Textbook header to break the deadlock 💥 @WFCOfficial take the lead against @Official_Darlo!

This is your captain speaking: The Kassian train will not be stopping at the MacKinnon station today, we will be going straight through. Thank you, that is all. 🤯

I’m just getting word from my representatives that the NFL league office reached out to them about a workout in Atlanta on Saturday. I’ve been in shape and ready for this for 3 years, can’t wait to see the head coaches and GMs on Saturday.

@Cfynn7 The only time the cheese bagel is better then the Costco blueberry Greek yogurt bagel!

Morning 1 of holidays - success

OMG just met Richard Simmons! 🤩 @petrie_89

I aIN’t nO BiTcH RaiSeD ARoUnD LiOnS 🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 #BitchTalk

@DanyAllstar15 @NHL @Tromzz_

What you gonna do when Drew Doughty runs wild on you?