sweezy jefferson

One of my best friends is a zoomer and was 2 when 9/11 happened and he told me that learning about it in school was when he stopped believing in Spider-Man because he would never have let it happen

@holleratbrian You’d have a bowl

Campbell’s Big Ass Bologna Soup

Burning Godzilla(1995)

@Garrett_Watts If Gene Wilder AND Gilda Radner were still alive

I can’t explain it but if Gene Wilder were still alive everything would be chill

I retweet this every time I listen to Pet Sounds and never have I retweeted it with more heavy a heart

@R3llf0rd 🥲❤️

My grandpa randomly calls me this morning to tell me he had a surprise for me this man bought me a new lawnmower 😭

@jdshort Just body after body bustin’ outta shit wood

I don't know what to tell you, bud! We're just shootin' funerals and showin' the ones where the bodies fly out! 😃

@holleratbrian Gotta ask the cows.

Do I eat cow tale candy when I come across them? Yes. Do I have any idea what they are made of? Absolutely no clue.

@yunggravy I had a shirt that said that in high school as the token latina

goth latina shawty, hispanic! at the disco

How it feels to listen to Project Pat

@RollinBonez Who will Gru be tonight? That’s the question.

@holleratbrian She’s not a final girl in it but her performance against a serial killer is hilarious

@pewpbutt Never seen it. So has she already done this?! I really think she’s great for it.

Ariana Grande should be cast as a new final girl. I want to see her escaping from Art the clown or some shit. Real take.

Unfortunately the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services You can rent it for $2.99 though

RT if you’re the most depressed you’ve ever been in your life.

@sajc05 @Shudder @Terror_Films Oooooh are we getting some WV action in this one?!

Here we go! Day one of what will likely be the last but also the scariest Hell House! @Shudder @Terror_Films

@methsyndicate69 I need a corresponding Elaine Benes shirt to go wid it

Everyone wants a damn hippo shirt

@RollinBonez Blessed be, blessed beeee

I just saw a @HeartAttackMane bumper sticker in the wild in my small WV town and I didn’t get to tell the guy I liked it and it made me sad

Every time you see Dan Stevens in a movie, you think... is this the coolest motherfucker alive?