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Start em, Sit em, 5/7 Start: Wade Miley (CIN) Sit: Austin Gomber (COL) #fantasybaseball

@BeaneaterB I think I could have thrown out Kirk

I watched Andrelton Simmons every night for 3.5 years. I don’t think he makes this play. Absurd.

What I imagine the slowest average pick times do whilst their clock is burning…

@ChiefCub April 11 still available?

🎟️ 2 Bleacher Tickets Available 🎟️ March: Sun - Mar 29 - 1:20 - Nationals Mon - Mar 30 - 6:40 - Angels Tue - Mar 31 - 6:40 - Angels April: Wed - Apr 1 - 1:20 - Angels Sat - Apr 11 - 1:20 - Pirates Sun - Apr 12 - 1:20 - Pirates Mon - Apr 20 - 6:40 - Phillies Wed - Apr 22 - 6:40 - Phillies Thu - Apr 23 - 1:20 - Phillies May: Sat - May 2 - 1:20 -Dbacks Sun - May 3 - 1:20 - Dbacks Mon - May 4 - 6:40 - Reds Thu - May 7 - 1:20 - Reds Mon - May 18 - 6:40 - Brewers Sun - May 24 - 1:20 - Astros Send me a message if interested.

@ChrisKirschner Test him for spider tack

Cam Schlittler averaged 91.9 mph on his cutter last season. In the first inning, he hit 96.1, 96.5, 95.7, 94.3, 95.8, 94.5, 94.6 and 93.7 with the cutter. That'll work.

"He tore my knee up. He slid and rolled his fat ass past the base, the son of a bitch." Jeff Kent was asked about the knee sprain he got when Alex Rodriguez slid into him in 1998

@PFBLDodgers What about Miguel bleis? @pfblrockies let’s see the card collection

The next Aaron Judge 😈

@BaseballQuotes1 Is there a montage of the 30+ strikeouts he will Have before the next one?

Spencer Jones just cleared the stadium 😳

Tre' Morgan should make his Major League debut in 2026, allowing him to put his ++ glove on full display! In AAA over 92 games in 2025: - .274/.398/.412 - 8 HR - 8 SB - 15.9% BB% (88th%) - 19.2% K% - 119 wRC+ - 50.6% Hard-Hit% vs. Slider (11.6% Usage)

What defines a starting pitcher?

Big on Joshua Baez this year. •19 y.o. 6’ 4” 220 llbs. Cant teach size •Shows great power. •Finished 2022 minors with a .870 OPS. •Finished season in Single A. •Cardinals organization. •Guys baseball card sells for about $2 •Future star. Going to be a stud

Wednesday’s Where is he now? Here is Tahnaj Thomas. Now a member of the independent ball club Milwaukee Milkmen. The former pirates thrown the PFBL, “you gotta have him!” Wow. Just a short drive up to Milwaukee for you Chicagoans or will eventually be in Rosemont

🚨New Segment🚨 Where is he now? Chance Sisco, the once highly coveted untouchable catching prospect in the PFBL. What would you pay for him? Come on down to the ballpark in Rosemont and see him as a member of the Chicago Dogs!

Dammit this was the wrong one. @PFBLRays Graig Pollman porno was supposed to be number 3. Bump the rest down. Total fuck up

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@PFBLJimmyDugan will you be using a roster spot on the mariners to roster yourself this year?

Who’s Greg Pollman? Is that a name to know?

Number of wins the @PFBL_Pirates will accrue this season

New list day! A fresh start to 2025.

Breaking Major drama in the @officialpfbl during the weekday always happens when I am at home. Cant wait for the league to go silent this weekend. I titled this one, @pfblcommisioner defenseless defense of the rule 5 of meeeeee, -love @pfblflash 1drv.ms/u/c/9479829752…