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@KaiseratCB Those reporters are dying to tell the truth…

Spectator: The Wales marriage has received ‘good press, bar the odd salacious rumor’ celebitchy.com/975099/

@paulamatanovich Why in the world would anyone argue or be mad about this? Perhaps her friend considers her a godmother, regardless of religious affiliation. How stupid and petty.

Meghan markle godmother to a catholic child? Didnt she become Anglican to marry Harry? You HAVE TO BE A CATHOLIC to be a godmother to a catholic child...

@RiverOaksPrblms I’m sure the guests will enjoy the delightful summer weather from mid-May to late-Oct… Get ready for extreme heat, drought, and humidity.

Texas hill county is becoming a lot like Nicole Kidman. Natural talent. Gorgeous. She’s getting a bit too much work done these days but still would.

@effthealgorithm Brilliant

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@KaiseratCB Do you think side pieces Camilla and Melania are ever like “so how long was your man married before he divorced her for you?”

King Charles & a Dior-clad Camilla arrived in Washington, DC on Monday celebitchy.com/974130/

@dreamadept See Harry and Meghan, I can do Australia too!”

15 years later and she lays the wreath, turns her back on the Cenotaph and walks away. Lay the wreath and take steps backward until you are off the Cenotaph, bow your head. Did she never see QEII & KCIII do this?

@TheTeaWithLee @spectator What really matters? Kissing up to a fascist? 😂😂😂😂

My column for @spectator today👇: "Harry and Meghan, will continue their pantomimes, chasing the next sponsor or photo op for recognition and commercial benefit. The King’s visit to Washington will remind anyone paying attention what truly matters. spectator.com/article/what-h…

@LBC Certainly, if it would get him out of even more work that he already avoids.

‘I’d do it again in a heartbeat’: Prince William returns to RAF base where he lived with Kate as a newlywed lbc.co.uk/article/prince…

@KaiseratCB In their rush to insult H&M, they’re making the Queen look like an awful old gossipy racist, aren’t they?

QEII told someone that a Sussex divorce is ‘not a matter of if, it’s a matter of when’ celebitchy.com/974078/

@Telegraph Here’s what I think should end: the British royal family’s and the tabloids’ combined hate campaign.

✍️ 'The strings on that violin must be almost worn through. If there is a statute of limitations on Meghan Markle's complaining, we’ve surely reached it' | Writes Celia Walden 🔗: telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/04/2…

@SkyNewsAust 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 The only thing that will get those two off their perpetual holiday lifestyle is H&M!

Prince William and Kate Middleton's tour of Australia could happen sooner than expected as the Waleses plot to win back Aussies following Harry and Meghan's unpopular visit. skynews.com.au/lifestyle/cele…

@glennbeck @jimmykimmel @ABC Bitch please. Take a look at the call girl’s husband.

Is there nothing @JimmyKimmel can do or say that crosses a line for @ABC? Jimmy Kimmel has a constitutional right to his vile and divisive speech. But let him screech into the void. Why continue to amplify him @ABC? Unless you agree with him…

@ChefReactions I’m so sorry to hear this. Your videos are a bright spot in difficult times. I love hearing “10 out of 10, would eat!” Or more hilarious, “1 out of 10”. 😂 Stranger here saying thank you, you are not alone.

@MikeBales THE SUNSHINE BORES THE DAYLIGHTS OUT OF ME

Hello darkness, my old friend…

@GeorgeJorg1462 @dieworkwear Comment radiates small dick energy 100%

@dieworkwear Gay ass ugly Asian you'll never fit into the western world go grab your silly little red robes and dance around a dragon

the decline of cultural criticism is partly why we have cultural slop

@dieworkwear Secretary of Fashion!

mamdani’s team got in touch with me this morning to float a new tax proposal: if your net worth exceeds $5 million and you dress badly, you’ll be hit with an extra 10% annual levy for “visual pollution.” i would be in charge of deciding if the outfits are bad.

@dieworkwear Pretty please!

"hi can you recommend any super cheap, ethically made clothes that will last forever and make me feel like a swaddled little baby while making me look like a super attractive, stylish man, yet take no time or effort to acquire?"

@JebraFaushay So what? That’s her personal decision.

Actress Melissa McCarthy looks like she’s been on Ozempic.

@RealEmirHan I loved that movie. Hated “Anora” with a passion.

Everything Everywhere All at Once is as exhausting as its title. It has ambition not gonna lie yet it tries to do it all: multiverses, absurd comedy, family drama. But the result is just such a mess that it’s hard to care about any of it.

@LoisMcLatch She looks adorable. The dress wasn’t going to be worn again. I’d be delighted that anyone wanted my old wedding dress.

If my granddaughter did this to my wedding dress, I’d be furious 👰‍♀️👇