no machine

@BlackLanterrn you’re a gay prostitute aligned with Elon Musk and Jesse Singal lmao. you’re a joke

@pfourthreefive x.com/pfourthreefive…

Whew i do not miss interacting with those people

@girlsthatshit @BlackLanterrn ^ person who spends 10 hours a day on the official transphobia app

@BlackLanterrn Shit drives me insane because there is actual transphobia to worry about

@jojoko @BlackLanterrn

@pfourthreefive @BlackLanterrn You’re on Twitter too, idiot.

@NYMag corniness comes for us all

“I’ve invented a way to monetize making fun of gay people’s bedrooms,” says Ben Mora, the host and creator of ‘Interior Motives,’ a game show built for YouTube. curbed.com/article/ben-mo…

@klarnic_debt @geezersuic1de oh so you’re just retarded 😭

@geezersuic1de the hellish weather, the sprawl, the COL (technically lower on paper but you’re also making less), far fewer cultural offerings, and outside of Florida there’s not a whole lot of interest for people who like the outdoors

I spent four years trying to trick myself into believing in the “New South” schtick. It sucked. My husband and I moved North at the earliest opportunity.

@strangeharbors not really

One of the funniest to ever live stuck in the body of a piece of shit fascist

@annakhachiyan is your whole thing now just aids jokes. yet another thing you stole from gay guys

Vindicated on the coming of NeoAIDS

@KayTeeeOh this is pathetic lmao

Bluesky just doesn’t have this kinda juice

@aubrey_huff @SFGiants what i glean from this is that you have homoerotic fantasies about blowing loads on your teammates faces

I want to make this clear. I respect the hell out of Buster Posey. We’ve won World Series, & shared amazing times with the @SFGiants during our tenure as players. And it makes me puke watching him have to be force fed this gay monthly agenda that has somehow weaseled its way into every aspect of society. And we are called bigots or homophobes if we don’t cater & morally accept their own sick sexual behavior. Not everyone wants to be reminded for a month there are people engaging in sexual acts that don’t align with their own morals, beliefs, & values. Watching what the Giants organization has become is pathetic. I blame every single player on that team that hasn’t taken up for their teammates publicly for having the stones to wear bible verses on their hats. Nor having Busters back. Having said that, Busters silence on this issue has allowed a .234 hitter like Drew Gilbert with 3 homers to celebrate rare wins by blowing imaginary loads on his willing, & eager teammates who seem to relish the thought of his load painting their faces. And allowing Rafael Devers to continue his whiny, & overly emotional lazy ass to disrespect the organization, & himself. The biggest problem is the college manager with zero balls. He’s soft & players know it. He doesn’t know how to lead nor demand respect, or accountability. There is zero leadership in the clubhouse which is overrun by a bunch of spoiled talentless pussies who posses zero pride, nor respect for the game, the organization, the fans, & even themselves. They don’t know the first thing about how to win. They lack killer instincts. But they sure do know how to hit like shit while drawing attention to themselves. Kinda like a talent less attention seeking IG chick whose entire account is nothing but insecure & desperate thirst traps for attention. That’s actually a good idea for all you .200 hitters. Once you lose your job soon. Each one of you should open up your own Onlyfans page catering to gay men. I believe that’s where you losers will find your true calling! Especially since it’s obvious you like blowing loads on each other more than winning @MLB games.

@highslip kinda the opposite in my experience

Unfortunately gay men who come out of the closet over the age of like 25 are psychologically damaged and there’s little hope for them psychologically and/or spiritually

@maxies_back you’re actually just a cunt 😂

leave it to a gay man to be transphobic to defend two men, oh i’m sure.

@tangledupinbleu @matthewstoller you’re on an app owned by the biggest conspiracy theory retard on the planet

@pfourthreefive @matthewstoller It's literally called blue sky because no one on there can handle reality.

What we learned last night with the Platner loss is that Bluesky is real life.

@CowboysIn4 @matthewstoller lmao it’s a broken app infested with bots that’s most famous for producing CSAM

@pfourthreefive @matthewstoller Correct, I was here before Elon took over, and will be here after he sells. This is the premier news-breaking social media app

@CowboysIn4 @matthewstoller you are posting on x dot com

@pfourthreefive @matthewstoller Outside the club would imply we’re all waiting outside, dying to get in, when most have experienced BlueSky and thought it was lame

@rebirthcanal reddit.com/r/rsforgays is down the hall and to the left

I think you guys are being a little too mean to this guy tbh

@VlRTUALBOY sorry but isn't your whole thing having a retarded podcast no one listens to. look inward

If you're a gay guy who is thinking that his calling might be cheaply printing graphic tees on Gildan blanks about watching porn and doing poppers and getting fucked in your ass, i ask that you sleep on it one more night before you launch that Shopify

@TwinkTheory deeply lame actually

Jemima kirke is so wise

@stockpiledclay bold statement from a guy who looks 12

@NattyBumpo03 @viperwave not really

@pfourthreefive @viperwave You’re just doing this

I think a lot of gamers brains sadly calcified in 2014 so theyre still stuck talking about how Mixtape isnt a real game or isnt art when when the real issue is that Ive never played a game that desperate to be liked. Its hitting every button it can to try and get you to like it.