Bert Trautman's Neck

France is on fire, England is in chaos, America is divided, Russia is a dictatorship. Meanwhile, I’m sitting here in Norway, eating gingerbread dough and reading an article on how the White House warns against “Nordic socialism” 🤷‍♀️

Stick work from Brett Connolly! Filthy!

@Ffs_OMG Why TF is she covering that babies eyes? No clue what just happened

Lordy!

BREAKING: England's @Lionesses have been drawn alongside @ScotlandNT in Group D of the 2019 Women's World Cup.

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RIP Pete Shelley

@DaftLad1970 🤢

@tsumm12 The US Soccer Federation is all that is wrong with the sport in this country. The weasels have got their claws into futsal now.

US Soccer Foundation sues US Soccer Federation over naming dispute | SI.com amp.si.com/soccer/2018/12…

@PremlerIeague Lukaku!

Get the Goalkeeper warmed up! x.com/ViralGoals/sta…

@SkySportsNews How far has Paul Clement’s star fallen?

BREAKING: Reading sack manager Paul Clement. #SSN

@MCRfootysocial @StatmanDave @StevenMcinerney Just doing his best to convince himself because nobody else is buying it

"For 60 minutes of a 90 minute match, City are knocking it around their back four. That's not for me" @StatmanDave thinks #MCFC's style of play can be boring 🤔, @StevenMcinerney doesn't agree... What do you think?

Seems right

@talkSPORT How big was the Bellend’Or trophy Martin?

Lyon striker Ada Hegerberg wins the first ever women’s #BallonDor award. She’s then asked to twerk on stage 😳

@FootballGrf Have been playing futsal for years with my kids and their teams. Trust me, as soon as a national organization like the FA get involved it’s gone!

Will you be giving Futsal a go this Winter? Mike Skubala, FA futsal elite performance manager and head coach of the England team, outlines five reasons why grassroots coaches should take their players indoors and try futsal this winter. teamgrassroots.co.uk/5-reasons-why-…

Martin Solveig wins the Bellend’Or then. what a tool!

It’s CHRIIIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAS!!!

@DaftLad1970 It made the list

@MarkLazerus Struggling to remember the exact date ice hockey turned into netball.

Alex Tanguay nails it on the Tom Wilson hit on NHL Network.