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They told us we could only have a corn tortilla, a piece of broccoli, and one other thing. Now we can’t even eat the piece of broccoli because if we do, we’ll shit ourselves to death. All you had to do was vote for the Black lady.

BREAKING: In a stunning appearance, Pete Buttigieg just took the stage in Omaha, Nebraska where he is rallying to defeat MAGA candidates in swing districts. This enormous audience showed up for Pete in a red-district. Let’s go.

Kylian Mbappé today in Dallas

We can’t get a single FBI agent to investigate anyone on Epstein’s list but Lindsey Graham died from a heart attack and we now have 20 FBI agents tearing apart his house removing any potentially damaging evidence of the Epstein Class criminality.

@LeBatardShow #lookslike Zaslow looks like when he was a kid he had an imaginary friend named Donut

#AllStarGame Me listening to this Boyz II Men Song

@jeremytache So you gave yourself explosive diarrhea???

Big deal, when I was his age, I once ate two Chipotle burritos in one sitting #builtdifferent 🔥‼️😈😤

@jessica_smetana @Leopardskinpill @MichaelRyanRuiz doing the @ZaslowShow voice “You know about that explosive diarrhea??”

just ate 20 buffalo wings but didn’t touch my side celery or carrots in the name of health

I couldn't understand why the FBI was investigating Lindsey Graham's death—in the absence of any suspicious toxicology report in the autopsy—until I realized it gave Trump and his lawyer Kash Patel an excuse to enter Graham's house and remove potentially incriminating documents

Lets goooo Step up your game, folks! Best submission wins a prize!

@__ChrisCote Greg Cote looks like his first kiss has already died of natural causes

@__ChrisCote Booger McFarland looks like Shaquille O’Neil in a kindergartners finger painting.

@__ChrisCote Adam Silver looks like a toilet paper holder

@__ChrisCote Zaslow looks like he bites his toenails

@LeBatardShow #lookslike Adam Silver looks like a shower curtain rod

His name was Joan Sebastian Guerrero. He was only 26-years-old when Trump's Gestapo ICE Nazis shot him dead in his car. Guerrero's 3-year-old daughter — who was wearing Bluey pajamas and a small backpack — was right there and stood crying in the street during the gunfire. His wife was also present and fell to her knees next to their daughter, letting out what neighbors described as an "agonizing howl". Not surprisingly, ICE were not wearing body cameras. Since Trump launched 'Operation 1938 Germany' in January 2025, at least nine people have been killed in public shootings by ICE — and more than 50 people have died in detention

🚨BREAKING UPDATE OUT OF MAINE: The man killed in the Biddeford, Maine ICE shooting has been identified as a 26-year-old Colombian man who was authorized to work in the United States and had been issued a Social Security number. This wasn’t a “violent criminal.” This wasn’t even an undocumented immigrant. This was someone who had legal authorization to live and work here. So why was ICE trying to pull him over? A witness also says he saw a large white vehicle ram the smaller vehicle, followed by a second impact… And heard gunshots. He says he then saw an officer open the vehicle door, pull a man out with blood covering his head, and heard him say: “I tried to stop.” ICE agents do not have the authority to stop whoever they want, give conflicting orders, escalate an encounter, and then use deadly force when that situation becomes chaotic. If the government gives agents the power to carry weapons and take someone’s life, those agents have a responsibility to make sure they are acting within the law before they create a situation where someone can be killed. A person’s rights do not disappear because an ICE agent decides to stop them. Which means the question that must be answer is this… Was this man killed because ICE created a dangerous situation that never should have happened? Because when the government can put someone in a life-or-death situation, the question cannot only be whether the final seconds justified pulling the trigger. We have to ask why this encounter was allowed to escalate in the first place.

@sheetz HR Derby was an hour + of mediocrity and a strong finish. Kentucky Derby is the most exciting 3 minutes of the year. I’m an expert on exciting 3 minutes

Home Run Derby >> Kentucky Derby. Fight us in the commentz.

THOMAS MASSIE: “It’s ironic that we control the House, Senate, Supreme Court, & the White House -- and we're yelling 'election fraud'? We won all the damn elections. What are we doing with that? We’re bankrupting the country. We’re starting new wars. We’re violating the Constitution. We’re not cracking down on the fraud. The problem is not the elections. We won the damn elections. The problem is that we’re wasting the opportunity voters gave us."