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@the_beardedsina Is it true that tetanus injections are inserted directly inside the wound to administer the injection?

I really need us Nigerians to take every wound we have seriously. I need us to always go to a Hospital to get Tetanus injections after you have wounds like stepping on a nail, sharp objects... those dirty wounds Just go to a Hospital. Tetanus injection is so cheap compared to the amount you'd spend treating a Tetanus infection. I've seen people die of Tetanus and its complications. Stories like playing football had an injury and was using antibiotics, stepped on a nail and was using hot oil to burn it. These practices are dangerous. You don't have to wait till you can't open your mouth or you start becoming stiff to go to a hospital. Go to a Hospital for the Tetanus shot. We should not be seeing Tetanus in Big 2026.

@AkerelePhebe_ Big big congratulations!!!!

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭oh my God 😭😭😭😭😭 I did not labour in vain 😭😭😭I survived the labour room fo💃🤩😍😍 it's twins boys oooo weight 2.5kg and 2.3kg with no single tear💃💃💃🤩🤩😍😍😍 don't hold back ur congratulations 🎉🎉🎉👏👏 you're next 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

@maxvayshia Happy birthday!!!

While a lot of people are sending me wishes on my birthday and as i (as i have always done) clearly stated my age today, predictable as this app is, there are some people who are instead of wishing, noting the age so that they can use it to do say “A fool at 40…..” When they see a post they don’t agree with. Especially the 15-30 year-olds here. Lol. It is dead on arrival cos i am 40 and proud. Forever proud of who and what i am. We all will get there, each at his own time. Happy birthday to me once again. 😁🍷

@oneman_official @adanonso_ Yup!!! He is really getting ready!!

@phaethakuri @adanonso_ Are you serious? He will fail. Amen.

I had a personal problem with beans. My dad understood me. “Give her something else.” I thought I had backing. Then one day… he travelled for a conference. That night, my mum cooked beans like it was a final exam. I refused. Cried. Wailed. Protested. She locked the kitchen and went to sleep like a landlord. Meanwhile, I was outside fighting for my rights. Later on at night, hunger came to visit me personally. I even checked under the bed… like rice might be hiding there 💀 That’s when I knew this was no longer pride, this was survival. I went to wake her up gently. “I will eat the beans.” That night, I didn’t eat beans……beans ate me.

@imakun122 Wow!!!

Breakings..❗❗❗Dear Christians and Southerners, you should know that Ahmed Gumi and Asadu do not represent the Hausa Muslims, and they do not speak for Islam. They only speak for their Fulani brothers, including the bandits and terrorists. They have been using Islamic brotherhood to manipulate our Hausa brotherhood. They make it seem like "terrorism has no tribe." But almost all the terrorists we see in our land are Fulani. Even if terrorism has no tribe, in Hausaland it is the Fulani who are carrying it out. Their brothers in politics and among the clerics keep telling us that we should negotiate with them because we are brothers. At the same time, they use their influence to stop the government from killing these terrorists. We, the Hausawa, completely reject them. Fulani terrorists are not our brothers, and those who support them are not our brothers either. We are Hausawa. They are Fulani. Hausawa are different from Fulani. Ibrahim Gamji

@ghost09867 @GWR Who's dis wan again??

@GWR 9 kids coming from through your vagina? this must be painful

Happy birthday to the Cisse nonuplets, who turn five today! 🥳 On 4 May 2021, nine children were born to Halima Cisse (Mali) in the Ain Borja clinic in Casablanca, Morocco. This is the first known incidence of nonpulets surviving birth.

@Wahalason111111 @Jemeelahh_ 🤪🤪🤪🤪

@Jemeelahh_ Very disgusting food 🤮

The best taste of amala you can get in this life is from these type of canteen😂💯

@KenEke20 @Jemeelahh_ 🤪🤪🤪🤪

@Jemeelahh_ So dirtiness and unsafe environment makes it more delicious or what? Una go just come twitter dey hype nonsense

@osemagnum You are doing weelll!!!

you will tie wrapper or no?... for peace to reign... slept peacefully...😌 Women are trying... my back is in fire!🤣🤣😭😭

@adanonso_ @oneman_official Someone that's gearing up as a Gombe governorship aspirant!!!

@oneman_official I don’t even know

@IyelolaIge Nigerians women be doing "things"!!! Words won't be enough to explain what would've happened to him had he gone with her!!!

I once worked for a man building a house in Lagos state. He was in the UK. His wife was on ground in Nigeria. She was the most aggressive person I have ever worked with on a project. We fought every market day. The husband would call from abroad to apologize for her behavior. He knew. The way she spoke to him on the phone, you would think she was talking to a houseboy. I left the project. Months later he reached out. He asked if I could come back. I apologized. Told him that project is beyond me now. I'm still young. Nobody should cut my life short. She had brought family members to site and was mismanaging everything. He stopped sending money. Then I found out every document, land, survey, everything, is in her name. That time I wondered why he left her in Nigeria instead of taking her abroad. Now I understand. Character doesn't change with a visa. It just gets more room to breathe.

@ObianujuMenkiti @KevinblakC 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@KevinblakC Them go just give you trailer of rice come steal your gas cooker make u use firewood cook till your eye goes blind. Glad u declined the offer.

With gratitude and deep reflection, I made the difficult decision to decline the appointment as Youth Ambassador. This is not out of disrespect - it can be a matter of purpose, timing and conviction.

@TheEmmalez To God be all the glory!!!! God is great!!! Hallelujah!!!

UNBELIEVABLE STORY! The man on the left here in this picture with me is Mr. Jerry Enechukwu. He is my friend and brother from Anambra State. We attend the same church - St. Paul's Anglican Church, Umuocham. Jerry is a Fellow of the Institute of Chartered Accountants of Nigeria and runs an accounting practice in Aba. I saw him last in church sometimes in 2019. He and his family did a Thanksgiving today in church and I made up my mind to share his story which is as intriguing as it is unbelievable. Open thread 🧵

@boye4christ2006 Hegiya kawai!!! Ƴar hegiya kuma!!! How i wish it can be like this for other men too!!!

The UK government deported a father, mother, and their 3 children back to Nigeria after they sold all their properties and even borrowed 20 million naira just to relocate to the UK. Tobore sold his house in Otokutu, his land in Opete, his black Lexus 330, his big boutique shop, and also borrowed 20 million naira to relocate himself, his wife, their two children, and his wife’s late senior sister’s daughter who had been living with them to the UK. When they arrived in the UK, both of them started hustling, but it was his wife, Funke, who got a better job first because she was a nurse, while Tobore was only getting normal warehouse jobs occasionally. After one year in the UK, Funke discovered that Tobore was still chatting once in a while with one lady he used to date when they were still in Nigeria. She got angry and went to the UK Home Office to report that she wanted to remove her husband as a dependant from her visa because she no longer wanted to continue the marriage. Mind you, Funke was the main applicant, while Tobore and the children were her dependants. After her complaint, the Home Office sent an email to Tobore informing him that he had only a few weeks to leave the country because his wife had removed him as her dependant. Tobore, being a typical Warri boy, decided that since this was what Funke wanted to do to him, he would scatter everything completely. Tobore then went to the Home Office and told them that one of the three children Funke declared as their child in the documents they used to enter the UK was not their biological child, and they had not legally adopted the child (which is a very serious offense under UK law). The UK Home Office then invited Funke to come with the children for a DNA test. When Funke heard that Tobore had exposed their family secret, she started begging him for forgiveness and asked him to withdraw the complaint so they could settle it at home, but it was already too late because the UK government was already aware. The DNA result truly proved that that particular child was not related by blood to Funke and Tobore, and that was how the UK government bundled the entire family back to Nigeria. As we speak now, the marriage has scattered. Tobore is now in Abuja driving a taxi, while Funke is in Lagos working as a nurse with a salary of 70k in a private hospital, and the children are staying with Funke’s mother in the village.

@Diorlaah @slordmathew @MTNNG The last time I used Glo, all thru there's no network, it was when it got to a day to expiration when when it became normal!!

@slordmathew @MTNNG Glo does this a lot. You can literally subscribe one minute ago and get notification the next minute that your data has expired. 3gb data oo. I’m not even joking. I ’ve have experienced it twice to and last month my brother complained the same thing .

If not for the NDA signed, I have someone here who worked as a CCR in @MTNNG. She explained how this theft is being done, and you'll be shocked to know they have targets for this “data stealing thing.” They have a supervisor named Mukthar who is an expert at damage control whenever a customer complains about this data usage theft. Go to Opebi just before Salvation bus stop and ask for Outcess Firm I shouldn't reveal more than necessary to avoid some of their staff losing their jobs. I once dated one of their top shots too. The things I learned about @MTNNG's reckless hostility towards Nigerians is cold, but @NgComCommission should not be complacent and must always do the needful. Let's leave it here for now.

@OssangV @slordmathew @MTNNG @AirtelNigeria I just ran away from Airtel. All of them are birds of a feather!!!

@slordmathew @MTNNG I have boycotted @MTNNG a long time.. using @AirtelNigeria I am even getting bonus on every data subscription.

@kingsuleiman27 My God!!!

I met a Nigerian man here in Texas, he’s actually same tribe as me. He left Nigeria 14 years ago, when his second child was 2 and his first child was 4. His first child is now 18 years old as of 2026, and he is still here in the U.S. Meanwhile, his wife is still in Nigeria, waiting for him. 14 good years… Omo

@Morris_Monye It's all politics, no more no less!!!

I wonder what is going through David Mark’s head right now.

@delish_farms @EngrKeu @Achemedez We no dey close oh ahhh!!

@EngrKeu @Achemedez Port Harcourt

So this customer of mine stopped buying from me some time ago because, in her words, she found another poultry farm selling cheaper. It wasn’t easy, but I respected her decision and let her go. What even hurts a bit is that I’ve always tried to be considerate one promise I keep is not bringing my eggs to sell directly around my customers, just so they can trade peacefully and make their own sales. But yesterday, I showed up in that same market with over 200 crates to sell, and suddenly it became a problem… she was frowning and even went as far as complaining to my sister 😂 Honestly, that part surprised me. You chose another supplier, I respected it so why the discomfort now? At the end of the day, business is open to everyone. You’re no longer my customer, and I also have to survive. I have eggs to sell, and I will sell them where I can.

@mrmacaroni Happy birthday, sir!!! Oin, you are doing well!!!

33 Today. 😊