all hail txnshi

disclaimer: this account may or may not be a real person. these tweets are to be taken lightly. (but i be serious sometimes fr)

After enjoying her money then she asks me "Are we ever going to have sex?"

eu de 11 anos ficava MUITO irritado quando eles aprendiam esse monte de habilidade nos fillers e nunca mais usavam durante a série toda HAUSHAUSH

@Kryptomightguy @Arthur65381575 they just made a new female oc in their game called ella mental…makes no sense to not promote her in the show instead of switching a character everyone was looking forward to

@Arthur65381575 Yeah that’s at least a fair thing to see from it.

This is really pointless, seriously. Because at least with Shrink Rae it didn’t matter as much because the show gave them more of a character and a fun dynamic with Rex. This just feels really unnecessary.

Niggas who never read a Tech Jacket comic before complaining about people complaining about Tech Jacket being gender swapped “Who cares” “It doesn’t affect his character” His entire character was largely about being a stupid but earnest teenage boy who acted exactly like that

i’m niggas

WW3 boutta start and instead of racing to the front lines, niggas scrambling to make a banger tweet

my 18 year old cousin told me he’s dating a single mom. I punched that nigga right in his chest

watch out for them Turbo Tax demons, they haven’t touched money in a while, they start to act up around this time of year

what if that nigga inumaki from jujutsu kaisen had tourette’s

They probably think it’s hilarious to post this every year

Since it’s MLK think it’s a good time to remind yall that Martin was NOT (NOT!!!!!!) cheating on Mrs Corretta Scott King with white women. It was FBI fabrication that they admitted to and his family has asked everyone to stop saying it. Jah Bless

mi tink me gwaan reap what mi sow

SLAP!!

@lifewithjaylen niggas cuffin the 2AM warriors

niggas popping out with backseat legends

Trarags and Druski don't even make the same kind of comedy so I don't get the comparisons

@RubbBandGrant x.com/phantomtxnshi/…

Nigga got cheated on now he wanna learn how to read properly lol can’t make dis shit up

@SoulKingLives please man i need this

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Banning Visa processing from 75 countries months away from the only sporting event on par with the Olympics. Idiot country

A BLACK child should not be listening to kpop until they reach 25 to ensure their pre frontal cortex is formed. Upon reaching 25 they will be subjected to a coon test to gage their racial self esteem once passed they will receive a license that has to be renewed yearly to listen

@SoulKingLives never learn in front of others, they will criticize you because of your pace

Yall putting a time limit on learning is absolutely insane to me. 😅