PharmaBro
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🧵 1/ BitMine provided its latest holdings update for March 23, 2026: $11.0 billion in total crypto + "moonshots": - 4,660,903 ETH at $2,072 per ETH (@coinbase) - 196 Bitcoin (BTC) - $200 million stake in Beast Industries @MrBeast - $95 million stake in Eightco Holdings (NASDAQ: $ORBS) (“moonshots”) and - total cash of $1.1 billion. Ticker: $BMNR Chairman: Tom Lee @fundstrat Link 🔗 prnewswire.com/news-releases/…





Dear S&P 500 Committee, You added $SMCI at the top and then watched it lose ~80% (allegedly with a little help from a hair dryer). You have the chance to swap that out for $SOFI which has a banking license, 13.7M members and is guiding for at least 30% CAGR through 2028 (all without ever needing heat tools to pass an audit). We think you know what to do.









This AI cycle is fundamentally different from every prior memory supercycle in $MU history. Past supercycles were driven by unit volume growth with more phones + servers buying largely commoditized DRAM but but this one is a capacity-constrained cycle where HBM sells at ~5x conventional DRAM ASPs. Hyperscalers are willing to pay whatever it takes because the real cost is leaving massive GPU clusters underutilized. That is how Micron ends up producing $16B of operating profit in a single quarter.






