Patricia

@LifeOfGablo He respected the move and gave me a promotion

March madness is threatening your boss with a knife

@ConnorKropp Orange juice with pulp is a CIA operation to expose sociopaths early on in life who need to be watched

@phatpat033 Why does orange juice get all the options?? I want juice equality 😤

Why isn't there apple juice with pulp?

The year is 340 BC and Plato walks in and starts gaslighting your entire village

You’re an adult, no one can stop you from pissing the bed

@LifeOfGablo He was in the car when he got it

@phatpat033 Who is also his DUI attorney

The Iditarod race but it’s two-week old Q anon drops and instead of dog sleds it’s a guy named Randy in a Buick

@danasyndergaard Absolute cannon and killer instinct

@LifeOfGablo @BryceBreuer @AustinWodele Already had a pack, I’m getting closer to the source

@phatpat033 @BryceBreuer @AustinWodele Might wanna mix in a marb or two

@LifeOfGablo @BryceBreuer @AustinWodele Can’t eat, just had my 16th cup of coffee

@BryceBreuer @phatpat033 @AustinWodele

@DanielKrause_ Your honor I know it’s not a great defense but again I will repeat, he told me to do it

Imagine being the guy who punches Harry Houdini and he just dies

The one thing that would rock about being a boomer is getting addicted to opioids and taking on substantial credit card debt