Penny🌼

@Incognito256ug @UG_confesses Just saying 😂👐🏾

@phenynah @UG_confesses Madam 😂

The same bacteria which is present in the vagina, we also use it in the food industry to make yogurt, beer. Lactobacillus

@UG_confesses If its just chewing, emotional intelligence for what again

Hey admin Hope you are well Just want to say its hard finding someone to chew...men are scarce I mean emotionally intelligent men not the rest😁😂

@Incognito256ug @UG_confesses Just saying 😂👐🏾

@MedEdgar1 @UG_confesses Okay

@phenynah @UG_confesses Kasiita we get it in yorghut

@elvisatendo @UG_confesses Yes it is

@UG_confesses Just get a vasectomy

How do you train your sperm to swim away from the egg? I've got two kids. But she's told me she's pregnant again 😭

@UG_confesses Burry it and put a dead animal on top of it

How do you dispose off a body?

@UG_confesses 😭👐🏾

@UG_confesses They aren’t with the person they wanted and they don’t want to be alone so you become an option

I have had this experience where a girl will reject me and then a year later or so she will return and be interested in me. What's up with that?

@Incognito256ug @UG_confesses 😂😂🙌🏾

@UG_confesses Eno mu luzungu jebayita double entendre? 🤣🤣🤣

Lubed up. Its going in, guys.

@UG_confesses Niceness😮‍💨

@UG_confesses Manifesting 😌😂

Sore tongue is a real thing. And my jaw hurts. Went down on her for 30mins and chick was still saying "dont stop". It was endless torture

If Animals had a religion, Humans would certainly be the devil 😈.

@UG_confesses Report him to the authorities

I've just discovered that my 15 year old brother bad touches younger girls How should I counsel him as an older sister?

@AnselmKJr 50/35😌

How many marks are you getting?

@marvintubios @tweetheart_WCU The baking part got me, if she hasn’t hit you up can I hyu🫠

@tweetheart_WCU For as long as you dont fall in love and dont mind me baking, we good.

(Female 4 nerd/geek/intelligent dude) I’m a 29 yr old babe & I’ve realized I’d love to try weekend dating. Like… hit me up on a Friday, “hey, do you want to hang at my place?”,we cook, light karaoke, eat,listen to good music, watch something, just do nice, easy things together.

@UG_confesses “Hemorrhoids in the butt” like they could be anywhere else😂

I have hemorrhoids in my butt and the doctor suggested he eats my ass for quick relief. Doctors, is this real?

@UG_confesses My kind of humor😂

She says she cant date me because I'm fat and not in shape. But round is a shape, so theoretically I'm in shape

@UG_confesses See pick me behavior 😭

I despise partners that do not chip in financially. As a married woman, the biggest difference between quality of life about other married friends I know is couples where both are working and both chipping in seem to be the happier couples. Note this fellow girlies: No man will