phoebe

if you buy grapes w seeds you’re walking coleslaw

they’ve been in my car twice & both times flooded the face by uzi automatically started playing 💔💔💔 #cooked

Does Sisyphus forget of his boulder

just got a hit of wasabi straight to the roof of my mouth that was so good I’m considering keeping ts on hand 24/7 rocked my entire sinus system #neededthat #badworkday

my boss has only ever sent me two negative performance-related suggestions and both were the day before my period

Weirded out by homes with no pets. Like where is your creature

lightning mccain ⚡️

drunk at chilis in okc w bestie life is SO GOOD

@BellaBaddie__ chilis strawberry lemonade

I dare you to mention a 10/10 non alcoholic drink

"I dont like the way you see me" is a valid reason to end a friendship.

@usuallyjaz13 and spotify knows it 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ ((I searched one song he suggested in an interview and it pulled up the whole list))

the people’s (okc) princess (guard)

thinking about chili’s strawberry lemonade

WE DO NOT FUCK WITH THAT PEDOPHILE #WokelahomaCity

I’ll never forget you, perfect February

The difference is by design.

Men be like I don’t have time for a relationship then watch a 50 minute youtube documentary on salt

spending valentine’s day @ chili’s w/ a strawberry lemonade is actually everything to me

february 15 should be ex-valentines day. everyone tell me about your favorite ex

love when girls just post what they got for valentines day and not the guy who gave it to them like yes girl we dgaf abt him

Texting the sometimes man for sometimes