Phil Evans

@Wave_HlpOut Fuck off scammer

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@lollujo @JustEatUK They delivered me a McDonald’s last week that half the order was missing, didn’t give me a penny back 🙄

That’s a genuinely incredible email @JustEatUK

@Sean25795139 @DebStevo90 You have won the internet today 🤣

@DebStevo90 Maybe if fat cunts like you didn’t get allocated 2 seats there’d be more room

@matoxley 🤮

Factory Ducati 100th birthday Mugello livery is a mishmash of their favourite paintjobs over the years #MotoGP 😎😎✊✊

@MotoGP Bell end.

Sparks are flying in the Aprilia garage! #CatalanGP 🏁

@RacingArmchair Winning on the Aprilia would not have got him more money than losing on the Yamaha.

@phil_evans4x Points = prizes. Prizes equal achievements in the sport. Prizes & achievements equal money. It’s really not that difficult. Moving to Aprilia would have provided all of the above. Perhaps he would be a multi millionaire now rather than a bigger multimillionaire 🤷🏻‍♂️

Well that was fucking dog shit. Well done to Jorge Martin but otherwise dull as dishwater. Digi crashed. Marc destroyed the bike. No title challenge his year for Aprilia Factory. Bet Fabio Q wishes he hadnt taken the millions of euros over millions of points. #lemans #frenchGP

@denkmit Maybe if Marc wasn’t crusing in the middle of the track there wouldn’t be an issue.

Not 100% what on earth Enea Bastianini was up to there, dive bombing Marc Marquez with his foot stuck out. Would imagine he'll be explaining it to Simon Crafar soon.

@elonmusk *in a straight line

Cybertruck is quicker than a Porsche 911, more powerful than a Ford Raptor

@JerryThe_Berry Absolutely deluded 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Can’t knock him having a dig, he did well for us under largely limited constraints. We’re going to bigger places than him longer term though. Some people can’t see past the short term unfortunately. #bcfc

@matoxley @Tom203980016 Surely it’s being flattered by iffy conditions in qually along with Fabio’s 1 lap pace, the other yams were nowhere in the sprint.

@Tom203980016 Quartararo is never less than awesome but that motorcycle is taking good forward steps

That Yamaha! Not so bad eh?!

@Cliffinkent @BrummieTricky You’re aware the fuel buying now wasn’t made with oil bought at these inflated prices?

@BrummieTricky You’re aware oil has doubled in price in 6 days?

My petrol station Sunday night (diesel) 139.9 My petrol station Monday morning 149.9 MY PETROL STATION 5 MINS AGO 159.9 How are they allowed to do that? Surely Must be a law they can only rise it a certain amount? 20p in 12 hours is a joke Shell garage 35p overnight

@dcfcofficial Sanderson needs dropping for that. Shocking defending and zero effort.

Goal. Yates equalises for the visitors. ⚪️ 1-1 🔵 [17']

@shinesobrights1 Absolute lunge from Marquez, prevented Acosta making the apex. Correct decision. End of story.

Simon Patterson telling fans are biased but BREAKING NEWS: we’re FANS. Still, I’m capable to form an objective opinion! On the other hand you are clearly biased but you are supposed to be a journalist. That’s the difference. Do your job instead of reprimand fans, how sad for you.

@10DowningStreet Oh look, it the end of winter nearly so let us bring your energy bills down 🙄 nob.

Today the energy price cap has dropped by £117. We said we’d bring energy bills down - we meant it.

@AleixEspargaro This is going to be a shit race like Balaton Park.

Not a street circuit like the one we all imagine in Monaco F1 style, but I fully trust that MotoGP has studied Adelaide and is confident they can provide run-off areas that are just as safe (or even safer) than, for example, the final corner at PI

@denkmit Is the feeling that Yamaha’s 850 will be shit then?

‘We are talking with teams, and Honda is one of them. We are talking to many teams. But the only thing I can say today is that nothing is done and signed yet’

@denkmit Good leathers need to be banned.

Your newest world champion!

@MotoGP Raul Fernandez 💤 💤

And with that, the #MotoGP2026 grid is complete! ✅ #MotoGP

@denkmit Don’t really think Vale does anything there 🤷🏼‍♂️

You and your friends cheering a rider crashing is a really bad look for someone who is supposedly one of the all time greats of the sport