
Carl, Phil Marlo ΩΩ
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Carl, Phil Marlo ΩΩ
@phil_marlo
It's a hard world for little things Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 I couldn't type a tweet without typos to save my soul.
The United States Katılım Temmuz 2018
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@dmaliciouz @carlfidelio @daralebrun @alaskajer @bex0760 @Bella2Gia @loki_monster @AP Misogyny is the science of little men with wounded vanity and threadbare self esteem
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@BarakRavid @axios Psst. Barak. Iran bought the Presidential Playbook on Amazon. 3 weeks ago.

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Donald Trump is America’s enemy.
I hear Republicans and conservatives say, “Joe, you’re going too far calling Trump a traitor.”
No. I’m not.
If you attack our elections, if you try to stop democracy’s heart from beating, you are not a patriot.
You are our enemy.
You are a traitor to this country.
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@JoJoFromJerz I blame incompetence and naivety of the Biden Administration
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Only a very disrespected and needy president would say such a ridiculous thing.
Suzie rizzio@Suzierizzo1
Who agrees with this zinger? Yes or No 😂
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@NancySinatra I wouldn't call his ignorance-based smear tactic a "nice job". Frank would never cheer on a senile, bankrupt, serial liar and pedophile loser like Trump.
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@AsiaDNYC I immediately pictured waking up on the basement floor with a debilitating hangover
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@phil_marlo Not for me, I know my relationship dynamics with tequila very well
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@AsiaDNYC Tequila might actually exacerbate this situation
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@EricTeetsel He's not the only POTUS with a Z in his name. There's one other.
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My daughter was assigned Zachary Taylor for her U.S. President report. She was bummed because “who knows anything about Zachary Taylor?!” I tried to explain that this is a good thing because now she’s one of the few who does. She’s unpersuaded. Nevertheless, here are 3 facts she taught me about Zachary Taylor:
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@No_Mo_Diversity @OleTimeHardball Bench in his prime is no DH. A solid hitter but elite fielder. He's listed there as catcher.
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@phil_marlo @OleTimeHardball The OP asked for a DH, so fielding does not matter!!!
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@No_Mo_Diversity @OleTimeHardball Bench in his prime (before they broke his ribs to remove a tumor) 45 hr 148 rbis in addition to being best defensive catcher in the game
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@OleTimeHardball Bench?? He was a good but not great hitter. I take the Splinter. GOAT at hitting.
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@ash_isawitch Men wearing lederhosen aren't particularly attentive
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@WalshFreedom But Trump is actually not lying when he says he doesn't care about Americans' financial situation.
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Embrace this my former political party. Embrace every fucking word of this. You all did this to yourselves. You gutless, cowardly weenies who swore your allegiance to your dear leader. Embrace him. Embrace every fucking inch of him.👇
Mediaite@Mediaite
Trump Suggests US Economy Not a Factor in Continuing Iran War: ‘I Don’t Think About Americans’ Financial Situation’ mediaite.com/politics/trump…
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@phil_marlo It depends on how you're built. If you are of a certain size you can't go without wearing one because then it looks vulgar.
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@Logically_JC That's known as the "Panty Dropper Ticket" by nearly 0.01% of the female electorate.
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