Mister Philbert Jones

To those lying saying I didn't dash today, why is my account in the positives, hmm 🙃

How zoomers look at you when you say DoorDashing $30.00 tacos isn’t necessary

The full details behind Ludwig Kaiser’s recent battery case and arrest... According to court documents, Orlando police responded to an incident involving a man named Richard Reep, who told officers that on the evening of April 23, Ludwig Kaiser entered an elevator with a woman, and the two were reportedly “uncontrollably intimate,” passionately kissing each other as the elevator went up. When Richard exited the elevator, he allegedly told Kaiser to “please have some manners,” which reportedly led to Kaiser punching him. Police later arrived and observed visible injuries on Richard’s face. Officers also reviewed surveillance footage that reportedly showed Kaiser attacking Reep. Kaiser later turned himself in on May 20 after a warrant had already been issued and was released after posting a $1,000 bond. (Court documents obtained via Ringside News)

Caleb Hammer on those paying $20 per lunch to get fast food “Pack a sandwich”