@dannywallace Come on now Danny. What if he’d been hangry and tired.
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Philip Holroyd
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Philip Holroyd
@philip_holroyd
A system of cells interlinked within cells interlinked within cells interlinked. Bots @BladeRnnrQuote
Katılım Aralık 2016
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Please be careful in London. I have spent 25 years there, but I have never heard a story as frightening as this one from today in which nothing at all happened.
Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺@Haggis_UK
Nick Ferrari: Do you feel safe in London? Nadhim Zahawi(Reform): No... I walked from my home.. & an individual walked past me... & I walked into the middle of the road NF: What was he doing? NZ: He looked as if he hadn't slept for a week... he looked like he might be violent
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Talk about multi tasking.
Connie Shaw@_ConnieShaw
Starmer just created a million Jim Ratcliffes.
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We need to donate some AI to them.
BASEDANDBOUGIE@basedandbougie
With the trillions in aid that has been given to African countries … what is stopping most African governments from doing this ?
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Tis the season for shouting ‘no!’ when the dog gets too close too the rickety Xmas tree.
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I’ve broken up for Christmas. Literally fell apart like a clown car. Happy Friday my dudes.
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These funeral plan ads are really selling me on the idea, send the van around now tbh.
Happy Friday everyone.
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I’ve been getting used to using AI assistants at work but I’m always very polite to it. Our new AI overlords please take note when you’re parsing my tweets.
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the fact that PREDATOR rolls credits like it’s a feel good sit-com will never not be funny.
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New dishwasher and I’m super excited about it. I love pointless automation and it texts me progress updates. It’s currently at the drying stage.
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@ao we’ve been left with an uninstalled integrated dishwasher, we thought we’d paid for installation but the order had glitched. We phoned asking for help but got told you can’t send an installation crew out ( we’d have to send the item back and re order it ). This seems silly.
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Huel is fucking dystopian and I don't understand why people consume it.
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