Philip Maltman

@Beathhigh loving your books for years now. Even Dogs in the Wild threw John Bellany into the mix. I’m a painter. I met him in 1981 and when he saw my surname he flipped “we must be related!” Although I’m from Maybole his relatives on the east coast were Maltman.

@EE We have recently migrated from BT to EE - all very smoothly done - until an entirely unrelated EE 20m 5G mast was erected outside our property blotting the landscape in the extreme and lowering the value of our home. Compensation? What say you @EE ?

@Meta can you please help get my Instagram account back. City of London Police have been in touch with you but say your process is too complex. I have lost 15.5k followers and I would like them back.

I thought I was crazy until I found Richard Feynman. Feynman was not only among the most brilliant people on earth, but he transmitted something I've never seen in others. Thread with some lessons from his peculiar way of being:

@JeremyClarkson Woooolwich!

And turning now to football and this alphabet business. Arsenal surely begins with a W.

Looking for a dvd of Tom Tykver film Winter Sleepers…?

What’s happened with @dhlexpressuk ? No pick ups in SE21?

Here’s tae ye Janey!

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@Carrick_Academy @KelvingroveArt I won a prize at Carrick in the Brooke Bond Art Competition 60 years ago. Still drawing and painting!

Congratulations to Callum Lapham S5 who won a Bronze award for his artwork he produced at the Annual Schools Drawing competition at @KelvingroveArt. He received his medal at the awards ceremony last week and his drawing is on display in the museum for the next few months.

@JaycelAdkins Pope.

@herdyshepherd1 Lovely!

Lovely heifer calf to Mochrum Ness She’s black and white Mum’s red and white

@historyrock_ Tossers

Describe Oasis with 1 word 👇🏻 #Oasis

@jamiembrixton I love these, true street art!

Accidental abstraction, just off the Walworth Rd.

@tnpcollection @shindigmagazine Don talked about Shiny Beast/ Bat Chain Puller as early as 1973…where can I get Shindig with your article?

@JANUSZCZAK A SPIRAL OF SNAILS!

What is the collective noun for a group of snails?

@lizziespeller Brilliant! Can we see it again soon please?

A smother of slugs feasted on a single dahlia. Nothing but a skeleton left of thick fresh green foliage and buds. I potted it without much hope. Now- it has fought through, emerging as if from armour.

Never more urgent Jeanette Winterson ❤️

For all those delighted #England fans out there, just sayin! #EurosCupFinal2024