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@northernassist wife and I paid for a return journey tonight. Thanks for the late night cancellation and the opportunity to pay for a taxi home. Brilliant stuff 🍾

@aitchyrobinson Hope I don't bump into tom lad down a dark alley

This is very funny

@aitchyrobinson You could definitely be that guy that travels 200 miles to watch the dog and duck

A bloke asked me if I'd travelled down south just for the game. Even I'm not sad enough to travel 3 and a half hours on a Tuesday night for a Berks & Bucks Cup game with a crowd of about 30.

@aitchyrobinson You misery 🤣

Ryder Cup and Rugby Union World Cup at the same time is a bit much. Maybe I should be thankful that they're getting the worst sporting events out of the way at the same time.

"Two downward unit price adjustments this year you say" #ILPAwards #prufund

The Wightman loves PruFund #ILPAWards table 31

Josh says 'top-up your ISAS' #ILPAwards table 31

@aitchyrobinson 🤣🤣

Just realised that I haven't seen West win a home game this season and I haven't seen Crewe win at all this season. I went to the West v Crewe women's match and it finished 0-0.

@aitchyrobinson @stokecity @houseofcavani 🤣

@phillane123 @stokecity @houseofcavani 🤨

🎄 Win with @houseofcavani! To be in with a chance of winning this amazing Christmas bundle simply: ➡️ Follow @houseofcavani 🔄 Retweet this post 👥 Tag a friend Winner will be notified on Tuesday 20th December 📅

Stoke fans , im giving away last seasons training kit that i coached our next crop of talented youngsters in . If you want to win just like and retweet and il pick a winner in a few days ❤️ Sizes - jumper L , t shirt XL , bottoms L , shorts L , rain jacket L , hoody M , polo L.

@easyJet hi guys, any chance of taking off today? 💩

Stoke fans (or just football fans) , im sending out some shirts next week to previous winners from a while ago and have this for a lucky winner , signed by the team. 👇 Like and retweet and il pick a random winner tomorrow . Good luck ❤️👍🏼

Where did stonewall penalties come from anyway?

@WD_CFC North West counties is all I think about 📢🎶

FT: Barnton 1-2 West We are going 🆙 as NWCFL First Division South CHAMPIONS! 🏆🤩

@aitchyrobinson He was tweeting 12 hours ago 🥲

Properly shocked about Warne. Doesn't seem real. For all his faults and all-round weirdness, he was obviously an incredible player and listening to him talk about spin bowling was brilliant.

@sammowrimo On borrowed time with the state of these tweets

The village church bell is 2 minutes fast but I suggest we all change our clocks accordingly. It makes for a much nicer end to the day, being ahead of GMT. From now on I'm on MCT. Methodist Church Time.

@aitchyrobinson That scarf has seen some action

The Bee Gees are ours

@sammowrimo I was go 6 today Squeaky butt time

almost guessed this second and then thought it was too simple for it to be right. Wordle 244 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩