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@ejmichele TAKE THE L

To be clear I’m saying this with all the love in my heart: folks don’t seem to know yet, but Martone is a rat. A skilled one, but a rat. A scallywag. A cheat. He knew what he was doing going there, and then went down easy. It’s an art form. Embrace it.

@IcyVert Queer shut up

NEW VIDEO OUT NOW 🚨 I miss Vancouver already I hope you all enjoy!

@PensML Clown, ride deez nutz

I have so many flyers fans riding my nuts right now. Y’all need to chill.

@PatrickWCutler Flyers in 4, bet the mortgage already. Too easy

The Philadelphia Flyers have never won a series when leading 2-0. Penguins 🐧 in 6.

@DailyFaceoff @JLazzy23 @ColbyCohen36 @bet365 Why would you mess with anything?

"[Michkov] doesn't belong in the lineup" Colby Cohen would scratch Matvei Michkov & play Carl Grundstrom in game 3 vs Pittsburgh. @JLazzy23 | @ColbyCohen36 Presented by @bet365 #bet365 #IgniteTheOrange #LetsGoPens

@FrankTheTank454 Yeah stfu you’re crazy

Call me crazy but I think the Washington Capitals would sweep the floor with either Philly or Pittsburgh 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

@penguins TRASH. Just quit

Philly bound ✈️

I really gave him a chance. Way too many friggin times. Tucker has become completely unwatchable. —FUCK TUCKER CARLSON!!!

@PenguinsJesus Just give up bro.

Good morning, Penguins fans. If there’s one thing I know about these Penguins, they do not give up. And neither should you.

@BrandonBarber59 Fattie stfu

Sitting kindel may not be a bad thing.

@KevinAdams26 What happened chud?

The barn is buzzzzinnnnngggg baby. Time for a gentleman’s sweep. Let’s. Go. Pens.

@SKGirl87 @PenguinsJesus Shut up Tammy.

@PenguinsJesus I genuinely don’t know what’s worse right now this game or all the Flyers fans 😭

If you think this game is bad, you should see my mentions full of Flyers fans telling me I’m a dumbass.

@ohmafps @PenguinsJesus Lmao cope harder soy boy

@PenguinsJesus it's okay. They're just mad the city of Philly is FILLED with fentanyl and xylazine disgusting fucking roaches of humans

@PenguinsJesus Can’t shut us up. We own you

I hate the Philadelphia Flyers. I hate their fans. Win tonight, and shut these losers up.

I'm so sad rn. I'm not firing any hot takes yet. I still believe the Penguins can come out as a brand new team in the 3rd period. It's all I can hope for right now.

@Pensblog WHAT DO THE ANALYTICS SAYYYYYY? Ole stupid ass

Finally an actual penalty shot called

Kris Letang is such a little shit. Absolute nobody who just happened to get a chance to play with Crosby and Malkin his whole career

@ThePoniExpress Hope your tires blowout, fuckin dork.

Good night. Drive home safely. Horrendous performance.

@ThePoniExpress Hey retard.

Good job Stu. Give Martone and these sinister Flyers a piece of their own medicine.

Sanheim fell on his own. Hilarious call.