Richard Clark

Hey everyone, I've largely left this platform. If you need to get in touch please use another contact method as I might not see messages sent to this one. Happy New Year!

@gregeganSF Hi everyone, my name is Richard and it's been 4 weeks since my family were unable to determine my position and velocity.

Looking forward to “QAnon” regaining its original meaning as a support group for people trying to give up on excessively quantum-mechanical behaviour.

BREAKING: According to a new Netflix press release, WEDNESDAY has been viewed to completion at least 15 times by every man, woman, and child on the planet. Some dogs, too. The total is 700 trillion hours of viewing time. Also, WEDNESDAY has been canceled, effective immediately.

This better end up as a Netflix series.

@mycaptainplush How is that the worst!?! That’s a work of art

Worst opening sentence of a book for 2022 for context.

@rakyll This cannot be coincidence!?!

That was one job ago and quitted that job not to work on databases... Starting with January, I'm going to be working on databases :)

It's funny because the last time I quitted a job not to work on databases, I ended up at a job to work on databases. Quitted that job not to work on databases and ended up at a job to work on databases. Quitted that job too for the same reason and ended up working on databases.

I think that might be my limit to be honest

@exlarson I rarely read (let alone recommend) planning or community development books, but "Reclaiming Your Community: You Don't Have to Move out of Your Neighborhood to Live in a Better One" by @majoracarter spoke to me on so many levels. A must read for all city-builders. /5

@gwynncompton Hot mics late at a Christmas Party would be a world of trouble

That’s just mean

@brosandprose Feudin’ always reminds me of this show from when I was young en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hillb…

does anyone want to have a feud? just a silly light-hearted feud

I appreciate that I’ve cultivated a group of friends in which an entire social gathering can be shut down for ten minutes to watch three ants attempt to carry an enormous crumb through the power of teamwork

@premeesaurus Surely the cat is a muse!?

"The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them." - Ernest Hemingway

@DrMelOB This is great! my favourite cover is still the London Grammar one but definitely on-board with your point about the guitar and Jack Black's singing

@sina_lana For me it was the lines separating the wood panels, I wasn't really thinking about it but in hindsight the far car is clearly bigger because of how much horizontal space it takes up

@kiwibrew @jtannady I don't have the first clue how to make Chicken Korma and that video is still confusing the crap out of me

@jtannady This video is parody right? Please, tell me no one would do this.

The biggest reason I stopped subscribing to Sunbasket I'd because they kept trying to make Asian food like this.

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@timClicks You can ask it to be more concise tho and that usually works

ChatGPT is the fast food of writing. It creates linguistically bloated text with little actual content.