lardy

@Amer1can_Barbie How many would you have if the staples were removed?

More chins than a Chinese phone book

@PhilipH21343285 So you spend part of you time in Spain ? Really helps the UK economy. Grow up.

All the money goes abroad. It’s a joke.

@josh_uglyasf That twat’s got a lovebite.

She met him at the club, thought it was smart enough to slap him because she thought she would get away with it. He didn’t react it get violent, he just got her arrested. Now that’s how you handle it.

@josh_uglyasf @kendawg357 Because you say so?

@kendawg357 No it’s not unlawful

@HLInvest 54 - 46 - that’s his prison number. Weird choice of record, most amusing.

45 years of change is 45 years of experience. For whatever the future brings: Hargreaves Lansdown - helping Britain invest through it all.

@drhingram Go on then.

I’d rather drink a pint of my own bile

@antmiddleton Fantastic, it’s great that you’re supporting @comicrelief - especially when you’re not living in the UK. 100% support. So good given all these morons whingeing about immigration. Nice to know you stand with humanity. And there was me thinking you were a right dick.

💯💯💯 Full support here! 💯💯💯

@Richard_Hazell_ @stuzi_pants Swansea and Cardiff.

Name the two teams?

@CowfoldSeagull @bhalebaprop @FBAwayDays It was a coming together.

@bhalebaprop @FBAwayDays No it didn't.

An unlikely friendship. Bayer Leverkusen and Brighton… 🤝 They’re off to Arsenal away tonight! 👏

@Tweetingseagull @AwayDaysClub_ @willthomsenn Why?

@AwayDaysClub_ @willthomsenn Always thought this was weird.

Brighton and Leverkusen share a long-standing bond, with fans linking up ahead of the Germans’ big clash with Arsenal tonight 🤝

@antmiddleton From abroad?

I will dethrone this man! A Christian Englishman must rule over the Capital of England. I know it sounds obvious however to prevent the cultural takeover that is happening across the nation. It is absolutely imperative that this happens! 🫡🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@TheExtremeMusi1 Musically they’re terrible.

Do you actually like Kneecap???

@WasAcop We have a prime minister, not a dictator. Sorry you don’t understand that.

BREAKING NOW: Trump just DROPPED THE BOMB on live phone call! “I talked to Starmer about Iran—he literally said he CAN’T make a decision and has to ASK HIS TEAM first!!” “I told him you don’t need to talk to your team” Folks… we have a completely SPINELESS, dithering, LAME-DUCK Prime Minister who is utterly CLUELESS and TOTALLY INCAPABLE!!! 😱🇬🇧🚨

@DesireeAmerica4 Who?

Gene Simmons tells Ben Stiller to ​“Basically shut the fk up. Do your art and shut up! Nobody’s interested in your opinions….who the fk do you think you are?” ​Who else agrees with the rock and roll legend? 🙋🏼‍♀️

@englerox How was church?

@phlard On X insulting strangers on a Saturday night 😂 bitter and sad! Hope ya Sunday is better 😌

@TRobinsonNewEra Fully grown adults physically assault others…..you’d never do such a thing though would you Stephen? Or are you not yet fully grown so it doesn’t count?

Young Bob attacked by antifa again! 17yr old lad just trying to ask questions, fully grown "adults" physically assault him, another steals his badge. The left are vile.

@Jaketspud21 @kellro36 Oh dear, did you get hurty feelings and feel left out of the group hug? The basics are that being modern English comes with a long line of characteristics- whether it’s you, me or a room full of Muslim person. Stop being a big baby. And a racist. Big baby.

Shut up, you moronic cunt. Our dickhead prime minister just told a hall full of Muslims that they were the face of modern Britain, when every one of us knows they are nothing more than the face of modern sexual assault and benefit fraud. Every one of these people has the right to assert their right to be the face of modern Britain.

@englerox And you know it.

@phlard fuckwit! 😂

@lady_valor_07 1783.

Based on the entirety of this photograph, what is your best estimation of the year it was taken?