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nickelodeon almost fired tom kenny for voicing spongebob bcuz of this btw

honestly “rich people are evil” is one of my favorite genres but it only works when it makes you question whether you would also partake or turn a blind eye to corruption and the destruction of democracy if you had money to lose

turning replies off when i start getting called a r*ped f*ggot like a teacher taking away phones in class

three billion outfits for Rhaenyra #fuckthoselizards

By god you women are having sex with each other

love posts like this that you could show to a mf in gobekli tepe c. 10,000 BC and they'd be like ahhh yess

root causes of the world wars world war 1: clash between imperialism and rising nationalist sentiment world war 2: fascism as a response to the depression and postwar resentment world war 3: gen z boss and a mini

“I think about it passively sometimes I have no plan and have never attempted” is what you say

do people not understand that US soil has not been actually attacked by a foreign nation since 1941

seth macfarlane is such a lion for doing this in 2008

this understanding ppl have that robb and the northern lords were ever correct in declaring independence has led to an endemic misunderstanding of what the wot5k plot and larger story communicates

imagine your card declines at rehab and they make you watch this edit on repeat for 48 hours

Commenter on my video about the ASOIAF Harrenhal play casually pitching the greatest scene idea of all time

I love when the wrong answers are like this😭

There’s a flyer posted on my campus for “Heated Rivalry trivia night” and I’m sorry I just have a hard time believing there’s enough going on in those books to have trivia

I used to worry a lot when I was younger that the only reason I had leftie politics was bc I didn’t like my dad, who’s Republican. Then I realized that my dad voted for Reagan bc he hated my grandma and she was a 2nd-wave feminist activist, so there’s layers to this

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Kurt Vonnegut speaks about this: “OK, now let’s have some fun. Let’s talk about sex. Let’s talk about women. Freud said he didn’t know what women wanted. I know what women want. They want a whole lot of people to talk to. What do they want to talk about? They want to talk about everything. What do men want? They want a lot of pals, and they wish people wouldn’t get so mad at them. Why are so many people getting divorced today? It’s because most of us don’t have extended families anymore. It used to be that when a man and a woman got married, the bride got a lot more people to talk to about everything. The groom got a lot more pals to tell dumb jokes to. A few Americans, but very few, still have extended families. The Navahos. The Kennedys. But most of us, if we get married nowadays, are just one more person for the other person. The groom gets one more pal, but it’s a woman. The woman gets one more person to talk to about everything, but it’s a man. When a couple has an argument, they may think it’s about money or power or sex, or how to raise the kids, or whatever. What they’re really saying to each other, though, without realizing it, is this: “You are not enough people!” I met a man in Nigeria one time, an Ibo who has six hundred relatives he knew quite well. His wife had just had a baby, the best possible news in any extended family. They were going to take it to meet all its relatives, Ibos of all ages and sizes and shapes. It would even meet other babies, cousins not much older than it was. Everybody who was big enough and steady enough was going to get to hold it, cuddle it, gurgle to it, and say how pretty it was, or handsome.” Wouldn't you have loved to be that baby? Kurt Vonnegut, God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian