⋆˚꩜｡ mila ⋆˚꩜｡

woah I’m super stretched out

HAPPY 6 MONTHS OF PHAN BEING LEGAL

Schizophrenic Dan Howell

when i break into a house but they're watching buffy the vampire slayer season 4 episode 10 hush

i find their stereo lives so cute dan’s just laughing at everything phil says and even tho you can’t see him you can still hear his smile in his voice the entire time

how does pinterest see you 🫄 -pop singer -tattoo -nails -outfit

How I feeling pulling out the blue raspberry vape while watching a tubi movie on my youngho ipad

who up phanning out in medicine

somebody shoot me

Trump is threatening genocide yet people still continue to support him. What the fuck is happening!!!! Anyone in Iran or close to Iran I don’t know what to say but sorry for our lack of dismantling the current administration. We need to be more angry.

Dan mention

reading smut instead of watching porn because i’m an intellectual

how the hell are people getting 1k followers and like 700 mutuals after being on twt for like a month what are yall doing …

Big things happening

i see one more comment comparing dan to ch***** k*** im shooting the place up

dan and phil

how it feels liking boypussy and girlcock and boyhole and girlpussy and girlhole and boystrap and girlstrap and everything ever because im a pervert and i am free

@postapologetics @crowisnotonfire Ohhh my goddd I love you

GREAT NEWS the easter bunny was a very good girl so there’s new devastating yaoi in the house. chapter 9 archiveofourown.org/works/79657501…

HELLO PHANTWT!! are you desperately lonely? are you trying to find someone to film a q&a with in your bedroom? are you looking to CROOMF? here is your solution! i’m personally matching together everyone who fills out this form!! more info in the form :3 forms.gle/kdmbWcfTmnDssL…

@phovulation me too twin 😊😊 I let the wind blow on my vagi and take it from there

twt user phovulation has never known when she was ovulating. she has never once tracked a period. she also knows little to nothing about sex ed because of shit schools. she only knows that a tampon expands when you put it in a cup of water