phonsoswag.idiot 🔮

1/14 🧵 First (and probably last on this acc) thread for Week 3 of @Covalent_HQ's Data Alchemist Bootcamp! Analytics on @joepegsnft marketplace incoming:

DTCC just partnered with Chainlink to build a tokenized collateral platform. Let that sink in. 🧵

@audrlo what countries do you ship to?

I just built this for my grandma. Meet Sam, the first AI caretaker for seniors. Order one of the first 1,000 units (see below).

@usxcapital 👀

@phonsoswag oooo let's make it happen

We wanna double your pre-deposit. (up to $5000) You took a bet on us, and we think that's rly cool. Drop a comment on something you're saving up for. What you’ve deposited when you comment is what we’ll match. We'll pick our favorite EOD.

if i send you this it means shit might look impossible but you’re gonna get through it

@usxcapital do you guys have a discord or sumthin?

my banking app update: "we've made improvements to serve you better" translation: > moved the transfer button > added more ads > made the UI worse somehow > app crashes more now cool cool cool meanwhile my money is still earning 0.5% and USX... > earns you 10-15% when you stake > gasless txns > private by default (and we're building Garden so that you can get your hands on USX in a super easy way - but this is top secret for now) link in bio :)

@asparagoid Hope he's doing great wherever he is now

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I am now bullish Monad 🙏

@MonkeyCharts anything for wassie holders on bera?

im aware of the issue claiming mon airdrop, ive reached out to the team but im sure they are very busy

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Fully backed, fully Solana, fully ready. Tomorrow. 🌞

Solana has a stablecoin of its own. $USX is live. USX is not just collateralized and composable. We already have $166M in TVL. Paired with YieldVault, USX delivers delta-neutral yield. Internet Capital Markets can burn bright. solstice.finance

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@beradoge @steadyteddys giff bera

Beradoge is around the corner, and to celebrate we’ve got some Teddys for you. We’re giving away -4 @steadyteddys — all you gotta do is drop a low IQ reply (1x), or hold a Gen 1 (1x), or be part of the retard beta (RT) (2x). Berachain.