phorkus

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phorkus

phorkus

@phorkus

All opinions are mine alone, likely to be wrong, and possibly inflammatory and definitely does not represent my company in any way.

Katılım Aralık 2008
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phorkus@phorkus·
@LitMoose @punk_ab Uh oh… guess I’d better bust out my own XXL chaotic evil bosses. Although, it’s possible you’ll just ally against the DM…
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@NotMedic @panadero If you want to do exotics you might be able to synthesize boron gates on carbon lattice. If you have a vapor deposition chamber around.
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Tim McGuffin@NotMedic·
@phorkus @panadero This is my current obsession. Take an aperiodic signal, make it periodic, feed it to a third party device, then make the return signal match the original aperiodic signal. In real time. Not milliseconds off, but real-time. I’m down to <60ns latency and not sure I can get less.
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phorkus@phorkus·
@panadero @NotMedic Sometimes close enough is better than perfect. We would literally have to reinvent how CPUs work to get really accurate math. This is only one example of that. Tim is spot on. Modeling something more complex accurately ultimate becomes recreating it.
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Brian!@panadero·
@NotMedic @phorkus Of course...I mean, who /doesn't/ re-invent physics? Those people are losers, amiright?
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@gabsmashh @theStump3r Super cute, you two 😀. You need to share how you made him get dressed up, though, so I can tell my wife 😀
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gabsmashh@gabsmashh·
we don't dress up often, so had to document it 😉 @theStump3r
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I had a YubiKey 5C arrive mashed nearly flat by the USPS. Since I couldn’t use it I decided to take it apart and see what I could see. I present the pictures for you all.
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phorkus@phorkus·
So, legit confessions only. How many of you InfoSec people literally dream of going to be a farmer or lumberjack?
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phorkus@phorkus·
@LitMoose You both look positively lovely!
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phorkus@phorkus·
@LitMoose I sincerely hope so. It solves so many problems. Hard token with a soft token (backup use with notify on use) is the way.
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phorkus@phorkus·
So, if you install the updated Samsung Magician software, and suddenly can't close tabs in Chrome or Edge with Ctrl-W, The problem is that Samsung Magician now captures a GLOBAL Windows Hotkey for Ctrl-W. Kind of arrogant to assume that's how I'd like to bind my hotkeys @Samsung
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phorkus@phorkus·
@dildog Most people worth knowing can be. Especially when they care about something. Hope all is well brother.
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phorkus@phorkus·
In case you haven't figured it out: the Cthulhu campaign posters are satire, and just for fun with my pet AI farm. Enjoy!
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phorkus@phorkus·
Jim made a deal with The Greater Evil for a more subjugated human race in 2024. How can you right that? Vote for the Greater Evil in 2024!
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phorkus@phorkus·
They both know a Greater Evil when it's in the room with them! Vote Cthulhu in 2024!
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phorkus@phorkus·
Vote for a Civilized Evil in 2024. Vote Cthulhu!
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