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@jaysonstreet You can just give up the Canadian Bacon and call it good?!?!?

I find it very hard to imagine having a life worth living for so much I would give up bacon so I could experience living it more! 🧐 Heck I think I’ll be getting a dozen slices of bacon tomorrow to go with my four scrambled eggs! 🤔

@AletheDenis @defcon And @jcpolo1 was mistaken for @Grifter801 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@Grifter801 @RSAConference @InfoSecFink @d4rkm4tter @Cisco @NetWitness @XForce YOU SEXY BEASTS!!!!🔥

We’re all about that SOC life! Seriously, you can’t keep us out. Let’s see what we can see at RSAC 2024! #RSAC @RSAConference @InfoSecFink @d4rkm4tter @Cisco @NetWitness @XForce

@lynn_dohm So what was behind Door Number 1????

When you’re packing up and realize this little door w/no lock was in your creepy hotel room’s closet all along 😱

It sounds like Sony needs a @v3rtig0 Speedrussr on their team! Just sayin'

@cydefe Does any part of this story involve "The Brave Little Fighter Jet" playing hide-&-seek from his concerned family somewhere in South Carolina?

Coming soon to #DisneyPlus, "The Brave Little Fighter Jet". An animated story about one brave F-35 named Jet that sets out to explore the world without a pilot. Along the way Jet will meet geese, ducks, and one curious blue bird who all want to know what kind of bird Jet is.

@dcuthbert Such a distinctive rumble - can you imagine what 50-60 of these aircraft flying in a bombing formation would sound like??

To see this bird flying and to hear the engines is such a pleasure.

With #BHEU now in the books, I wanted to give a long overdue shout-out to all the volunteers who helped make #BHUSA a success earlier this year!

@danozzi If Coolio really had a beef with Weird Al, he would have just eaten a pork chop!

@Ell_o_Punk Wow!

So my ex in-laws are going to send the kids money for their birthday…. check made out to the attorney general so that the 55,000 + I’m owed in child support goes down. Does this mean I tell the kids the gift is from me ?

@HackingLZ What is you Street Outlaws name going to be???

Getting closer

@gabsmashh “That all happened in Oklahoma…”

i feel attacked

@amysw_sec Ever read “A Rose for Emily” by William Faulkner? Published in 1930.

@w0mbat5eoul @defcon You should have bought 5 more so you’d have one for every day of the week! (:

When I bought merch @defcon , not only was the guy a gate keeper (wrongly and snarkily assumed it was my first defcon), but also filled my order incorrectly. Was supposed to be two different shirts. $35🔥 What am I supposed to do with two identical shirts?

@dcuthbert Is a 10mm socket as elusive in the UK as it is in the US?

I’ve label machine I’ve many a tool I’ve got a tool chest I’ve wanted for nearly 3 decades. This bank holiday is going to be friggin amazing

@v3rtig0 @IanColdwater Is it State Fair time???

@IanColdwater Giant corn dogs. Indian tacos (which are neither ‘Indian’ or tacos). Funnel cakes with amazing toppings. And things with fresh green chiles! Mmmmm

@thedarktangent Hold please! While I get the video camera setup!

@AletheDenis But you never know! If your luck is like mine, you’ll need the first one you don’t save next week and won’t be able to find it again! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@AlmaRinasz foxnews.com/us/las-vegas-a…

Just putting it out there: Any #hacker pilots flying to Austin, Texas today from Las Vegas with room for one more? The TSA shut down and are not letting people through security gates.

OH WOW it’s heating up here at @defcon You have the @DefConScavHunt giving @jaysonstreet a stri… errr show! 😁 #KeepDEFCONWeird