Fuck being sober

@nickysmokess @ChrisKlemmer

Who put the alphabet in alphabetical order?

@_willcompton So you just used Google

Been really embracing this new AI world and putting Claude to the test

@tylerhigley @PardonMyMeme @StooliesClub

@PardonMyMeme @StooliesClub Need one of all Hanks

@PardonMyMeme Booo. We want asian Max and black Max

@buzz4762068 @PardonMyMeme This 👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼

@PardonMyMeme Why were you too afraid to do the black, Asian people?

@LeadingReport Dumbacrats will still hate him

BREAKING: President Trump’s FDA is abolishing inhumane treatment and testing of beagles, chimpanzees, and other animals.

I'm not doing well

DUKE CHOKES A 19 POINT LEAD

@djvlad Religion is just an accepted form of schizophrenia

I honestly wish religion had never existed. Imagine how far we would be as a species if humanity consistently pursued evidence-based, rational answers instead of constructing narratives around imagined deities.

Idk bout that one… I hear plenty of low battery smoke alarms comin over the mic still

@NFL_DovKleiman LOL @ Put on a serious amount of muscle. GTFO

Scary: Browns superstar QB Shedeur Sanders benching 205 pounds with EASE. Shedeur has put on a serious amount of muscle this offseason. Many people don’t realize how hard this is. 🤯🤯🤯

@FLCons @beardmeatsfood challenge for you

So apparently there's a place called Big Texan Steak Ranch, Amarillo, Texas where they'll slap down a 4 and a half lbs (72 oz) slab of steak, a baked potato, some salad, dinner roll and shrimp and if you can eat it in an hour - it's free. I dunno, does that sheet of steak look good to you? Anyone know what cut it's supposed to be? For me, give me a couple of those smaller steaks he's got on the grill beside it. I'll take Ribeyes, or T-bone instead, any day. What say you?

@cathaiku575 @catturd2 The cops can get a warrant and do a forcible blood draw which will show what was in his system.

@catturd2 Tiger’s attorney only has to say Mr. Woods was dehydrated. He wasn’t drunk, and there is no proof he was affected by medication - that is pure speculation.

Going to be hard to prosecute though, since he blew a 0.00, refused the urine test, so they didn’t get any actual evidence. Plus, Tiger will have the best attorney money can buy. Regardless, STOP DRIVING!

@catturd2 Can the police not do forcible blood draw?

@UAPWatchers This is New Jersey drones all over again

🚨Something strange flew over Helsinki at night - Not a natural phenomenon The report states that about twenty slow and evenly moving light balls flew in the sky of Helsinki on Saturday at midnight. They were low and silent and were not natural phenomena, according too eyewitness Niko Bredbacka. The Helsinki Police Department told Iltalehti in the morning that the police had received one observation report of the incident. #ufotwitter #uapX Source: iltalehti.fi/kotimaa/a/1508…

Winning back to back ABS challenges are Electric

@CryptoMikli Bro is projecting his insecurities onto other people

Clavicular says that going to a pub, having a beer, and watching sports is one of the worst things you can do “Engaging with people in real life? There’s really not that many people that are worth interacting with, I would say” “Most people have completely misprioritized lives. The average person you meet is like an enjoyer of sports who drinks beer, like ‘let’s go have a beer at the pub and watch Sunday football,’ and that’s the worst thing you could do. You should be on PubMed reading studies on how you could look max” “Most of humanity is sort of enslaved to these consumer habits that prevent them from ascending”

@ligerzerosyren So you’ve never done heroin

I used to do dabs regularly in 2017 and I swear it’s the closest thing to safely doing heroin. The ppl that only do dabs are barely alive cognitively. 2017 ass drug.