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@winnimartha Ouch. She's brilliant.

Always take provincial education screening with a grain of salt. According to the Ontario government my child is at high risk because of her early reading results but actually she just has selective mutism. #onpoli

@winnimartha 🤣

This month’s activity from KiwiCo embodies the existential terror we’re all feeling.

@winnimartha Line 5 when she's 5!

Rode line 5, stopped to pay homage to our first Toronto apartment.

Hey @UPS_Canada maybe you should remind your drivers what No Stopping means. I can't imagine @TransLink appreciates this.

How was that not a penalty! #WorldJuniorsCanada

I'd feel more safe and sound if the closing performer was on tempo and on pitch. #RoseParade

I don't understand the ballerinas on the Mississippi / Kermit float. #RoseParade

@TTCnotices how's Line 2 doing? The Transit app is still posting delays from this morning.

@winnimartha 👀

B: A star cookie decorated with stars?? That's so weird! A: What would you have decorated it with? B: Eyeballs!

Hey @thewalrus , was there a December print issue? My covers jump from November 2025 to Jan/Feb 2026.

What are you talking about, the Mr. Bean Christmas Special is totally educational... 🤣 (it's 2:30 pm on the last day before Winter Break...)

One of the most awkward sensations is being between two holes on one's watchband.

@winnimartha I hope the 5 year old is not too crushed by the result.

This was an amazing month of baseball. I am looking forward to better sleeping patterns. #bluejays

@winnimartha My stress ball needs a stress ball.

No compassion for my poor nerves. #bluejays #WorldSeries

@winnimartha I just said basically the same thing!

Best slide of the season. #bluejays #worldseries

Is this... like... a halftime show? #BlueJays

Post-season pitching really is a different ball game. #punintended

How many years has it been? I don't think I've heard. 🙄

@winnimartha This is not the Rose Bowl.

Can't stand the pageantry. Our national anthem is lovely, this is not. #bluejays #worldseries

@winnimartha Yes!

@physics_catter Like troll dolls mixed with gremlins.

Someone really said "Let's make Furbies creepier."