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@stoolpresidente @StoolAfterDark #MEEKFREAKS rise up!

All my #meekheads rise up!

@BarstoolPAT @danabeers Why do I love meek more after this wild crash out

.@danabeers should win simply for the fact that he didn’t bodyslam Meek Phil through the core of the Earth. SPITTING on someone is mind blowingly disrespectful

Early exit on Merrill @DKSportsbook

@PardonMyTake He was HUSKY! Not fat…. Wasn’t that funny of a joke anyways.

Being the fat kid in Stand by me has its perks

@equine__dentist @BuffaloInBoston @kbnoswag

fucked up in the crib sippin mr pig

@MLBHR Cream team 🤝

Kyle Schwarber - Philadelphia Phillies (9) 2-run 377 feet

Suspect Vassel assist at 1:17 in the 4th @nbastats

@barstoolspringb These are the vibes we needed. Mikey Fucking Slots

Safe to say Mikey Bets is excited to join the cast

@OhioTate Go to dinner - stop the plug

I am stuck between a rock and a hard (Connor Griffin later) place. I planned on going to dinner with Connor and Richelle Ryan, but now the Goldfinger butt plug situation has arisen. What would you rather me do? Go to dinner OR document the negotiations + insertion?

@iambarstoolgreg Green Greg

Chiefs trade up to get Mansoor Delane and I’m not okay

@OhioTate Don’t let him do this, Tate. That kid is off his ass and will regret it.

I just had an exclusive interview with Goldfinger, who struck a deal with Chickenfry to get his $8025 credit card bill paid off for wearing a vibrating butt plug all night “Kelly Keegs knows a lot about this (butt plugs)” Katic will insert the plug. “I’m probably going to cum”

@jmccarthy55 Make sure you screenshot this. Mintzy’s buddy is going to ask him to delete this in a few

Most insane tweet of the week

@BarstoolBigCat @BarstoolYak @reedt4723 I’m fucking going to Vegas got me 😂

Our guy @reedt4723 is going to Vegas

@PFTCommenter Big Diesel Memes

Obi Floppin

@BarstoolBigCat Love the idea of a YouTube video that magically makes you good at golf kinda like a fix it video you randomly search.

Yup. Watched a YouTube video in the parking lot and went on to shoot the round of my life. Usually shoot in the 100’s but that day at Shinnecock I was on fire.

@BarstoolBigCat That guys does it from the back

@TMZ You BLEW it hanky!! You BLEW it! @hen_ease @MrJerryOC

😳 Exclusive: "Age of Attraction" star Derrick Fleming dated "crazy plane lady" Tiffany Gomas. All the details: tmz.me/RMuRN2j

@stoolpresidente @Fastoolie Knee brace at the pool is a wild move by @_willcompton

Breaking News: Barstool has tracked down Vrabel and Russini’s friends who were with them in Sedona. I think the internet owes them an apology. Clearly not what people have portrayed. Amazing how another angle can change the perception all together. You be the judge.

@Cam_Jourdan On nooooo @Maxhoma pay up

JT promptly DQ’ing himself on the next hole after making an ace is so hilarious

@BlutmanMark @MrJerryOC All time duo here

As a NY Giants fan I was reluctant to approach but glad I did. Geno Smith is one of the nicest athletes you’d ever want to meet. So gracious. I totally support him and his charity. J-E-T-S. JETS. JETS. JETS. @MrJerryOC