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Does anyone in the centurion lounge even care that I may have broken a finger playing pickle ball yesterday or what

Donald Trump announces that Lea Michele will lead the Department of Punctuation and Spelling.

Literally waking up in the morning, thinking about so many things…

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

moo deng are you ready to be deep fried

And give Louisiana back to France

“I have concepts of a plan!”

This is what i mean when i say i wanna work remotely

happy pride <3

“no rush but im ready to dip whenever u are”

me after mixing random chemıcαls to clean the bathroom with the door shut

My mummy won’t buy me Hermes slides — that bitch!!

On the bus looking at pictures of myself x

The craziest thing about this tweet is that I hate Chardonnay

Drinking Chardonnay on the beach at 1pm on a Tuesday

It’s all fun and games until you order a “kettle one grey goose martini”

Emma Watson stuns in recent photo:

“do you remember when” me: