Shineless

New Year, Same Old Person for you to worship

@sosonosonosono i can be the difference in this world

also surprisingly i haven't gotten any disturbingly horny or actually weird DMs im really happy people were being nice to me

A giant centipede chases you while you while you climb down a huge hole in indie climbing horror game, Idols of Ash! Out now and FREE for a limited time, on Itch: leafygames.itch.io/idols-of-ash Full Gameplay Video: youtube.com/watch?v=hRJt3H… by indie dev @LeafyGames

@sosonosonosono i want to seggs yuo

i hope you all still see me as the fat 40yr old balding perverted man that i am in my heart

@esjesjesj hes even larping christianity ICANT

He’s… not

Dating a league of legends player means your arguments have a Meta she knows your cooldowns. she knows when you're tilted. she knows exactly when to engage and when to back off. you're not in a relationship you're in a top lane matchup and she has studied it you throw out a "you always do this" that's your Q. predictable. easy to dodge. she sidesteps it and fires back with "remember when YOU did this 2 weeks ago" that's a point and click ability. no counterplay. you try to disengage. walk to the other room. cool down. but she follows. she's not letting you reset. she's freezing the wave outside tower forcing you to come back out and take a bad trade. you think you won the argument? no. she gave you a cs lead so you'd feel confident. she's scaling for late game. that silent treatment is her farming up for a massive all in at dinner tonight. the worst part? she's got your match history memorized. every argument you've ever lost. every dumb thing you've ever said. she's got a mental VOD library and she WILL pull up the replay mid fight. "you told me you'd spend more time with me. that was march. what happened?" MARCH? brother she's reviewing VODs from 4 patches ago to win this trade you're not dating a girl you're laning against a one trick who has 2000 games in this matchup and knows every single one of your patterns and you will not win. you will go even at best. and we all know going even means you lost. Study the Saskio & Eliza way

Experiencing SA as a child and CP as an adult was truly an amazing experience

@ATUMOWY @drewlevin Jew Levin: Best I can do is 3 day chat ban, enjoy the -22 LP

surely we terminate this rigth @drewlevin

@sosonosonosono >nothing but fishnets on

happy bunny day!

@Citriclol why not kraken

Going to spam this Shyvana build for challenger. Q > E > W

@gigimurin come to my house

another day in a second

told my sensitive young son to find a woman at a book club adn he just came home crying, angry. “they jerk off to the books”. he cursed my existance. i didnt know

The Amazing Man 💔

I tune into foreign media for unbiased reporting.

@GwenPopstar GOOD JOB OMGGG

My favorite color is blue, but I am now purple!