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@HoagieMobile Alex when he desperately tries to find angles to salvage his pride about Tatum and the Celtics doing something he can only dream about his favorite team/ player doing

@HoagieMobile @mhc_76 “its not that I care about where Tatum is ranked.” - someone who was writing essays on reddit about Jayson Tatums rank in 2020

I was fighting back on Tatum for a while but I think most people outside of Boston are now in agreement that he's like the 8th best guy in the league so I don't really care about that specifically as much anymore

@HoagieMobile @mhc_76 Just like u needed to emphasize that Ben Simmons or Jerami Grant was better than Tatum By “emphasize”, you really mean: scream these things to myself on the internet to cope with my insecurity

@HoagieMobile @mhc_76 Shocking: guy who’s said “Embiids my favorite player ever in any sport” doesnt think Embiid is the problem

@HoagieMobile @briand101717 @TrolledByHarper “embiid would get taken 2nd or 3rd” - said literally nobody ever outside of Philly

Advanced stats only mattered when Jokic led in them now that Embiid leads they don’t matter anymore😭😭

@HoagieMobile “Rent Due”

@HoagieMobile @ethanccbrown @JMurrayWrld Time is a flat circle

I just need to understand how a soul on planet earth could think SGA is in the same tier let alone BETTER than embiid

@HoagieMobile @l_carnahan @Easy_Macaroni @barstoolsports @ryenarussillo @PardonMyTake You are incapable of posessing even a sliver of objectivity when it comes to Joel Embiid and the obsessive, emotional desperation u have to defend him

It's time to have a conversation about Joel Embiid @ryenarussillo @PardonMyTake

@Chrundl @HoagieMobile Hes coping When u see the kinds of things hes said on his old accounts, its easy to see why

@HoagieMobile Who said anything about Tatum? You’re so obsessed. It’s not my fault your favorite player is a loser & has a ceiling of winning 1 round per year 🤷‍♂️

@HoagieMobile @Chrundl No Alex. You keep proving my point Jayson Tatums success consumes you with insecurity. It eats at your soul that he so consistently owns your favorite team and favorite player You are literally incapable of letting it go. Year after year after year

@HoagieMobile @CoreyB08 “Hes not that guy”

Philly fans have to be devastated knowing they passed on Jaylen Brown for Ben Simmons and actually traded a first round pick and handed the Celtics Jayson Tatum on a golden platter for Fultz.

@CoreyB08 @HoagieMobile This is who you’re talking to btw. @HoagieMobile on his old accounts A depressed Philly fan who doesnt know how to handle his intense feelings of jealousy and insecurity

@HoagieMobile I don’t care if Tatum isn’t better than Embiid. Tatum trying to win rings, Embiid is fine going for the MVPs and 2nd round exits to get some extra summer rest every year

@HoagieMobile @knarsu3 “We were all right about it”

True that they had a sleeping giant in street clothes but KP is coming off a serious (?) calf strain where he was out for 30 days so I think it was fair to be skeptical about how he would look?

@HoagieMobile @RichHomieFlom “arguably the best player in the world is IN his division.”

Tatum is not a top 3 player and maybe not top 5 but his defense and rebounding are incredibly valuable and make him one of the highest floor players in the NBA. Can be really impactful even when he doesn’t score much or efficiently.

@HoagieMobile @MazzullaMauler Great comeback Alex 🤣🤣🤣

@HoagieMobile @MazzullaMauler Great comeback Alex lmfaoo Have u ever considered therapy? It could really help soothe this crippling insecurity of yours. Its not healthy letting Embiids playoff Ls, or Tatums success make your blood pressure rise like this and effect your physical health. Its just sports

@HoagieMobile @barstoolsports @ryenarussillo @PardonMyTake Most of these things are statistically true…. As in- they cant be disputed no matter how hard an emotional Embiid fanboy screams into the void that they’re false

@HoagieMobile @MazzullaMauler Yea, no extreme bias and emotional delusion here!! Right Alex??

@HoagieMobile @Tony_Michaels1 @UmirCozart @barstoolsports @ryenarussillo @PardonMyTake And then he outscored your entire team in the 4th quarter, and then had the greatest game 7 ever, outscoring your three best players combined You still think about it when you try to sleep

@HoagieMobile @KnicksCentral Swifties are less emotional about Taylor Swift than you are about Joel Embiid Ive never seen anyone driven to the intense insecurity, envy and torment that your fandom causes you. Its absolutely tragic how desperate u are to defend him against the world. Its broken you

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