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I live in a country where a man randomly stabs two people and people are more annoyed that the police kicked him after he did so In a proper country he is eliminated there and then 👍

@palkuner @NetflixUK

@NetflixUK @pimperelli7

"To reach the top, you have to go near the limit”. The docuseries 'RAFA' premieres 29 May.

@Owens_EFC @adam10mazier @Hawko1878

think after having time to calm down, I'm not even assed about yesterday. Only a game of footy, isnt it

@pimperelli7 I think you lost when the best CB in Premier League history scored 😘

We lost that when Beto went off Barry offers fuck all

@LJoe140404 £25 a kilo 🤣🤣🤣

I think my head is about to explode, £5.70 for a single pack of fucking biscuits 😂😳

@palkuner @topskillsportuk

@topskillsportuk Christian I wasn't familiar with your game @pimperelli7

You don't give your shirt away, during a tie in which you have been demolished, while the game is still being played. The separation from what some players think is ok and what fans know to be insulting is becoming stratospheric.

@geoc1878 @Everton @lockley_leeanne Jags over branthwaite fo me, the longevity and consistency from him, he has to be in the team

@Everton @lockley_leeanne Pickford Coleman Stones Branthwaite Baines Fellani Arteta Ndiaye Cahill Pienaar Rooney

Question for the day... 🤔 125 players have featured for the manager across his two spells at #EFC. Name your best XI! ⬇️

@Djoko_UTD @palkuner

When a “Famous” fan asked for the match ball, Rafa Nadal delivered it with sniper precision… The reactions 😅

@Paul_Byrne91 @Carra23 He’s not going to shag you mate, might spit at you though 🤷‍♂️🤣

All these "fans" who have never been to Anfield or a game claiming Carragher is "average" 737 appearances for Liverpool Champions league winner, EuefaCup winner, Fa Cup Winner, League Cup winner. That is not average that is world class! @Carra23

They keep saying “save more” like we’re just bad with money. Save what? Rent is insane. Food is expensive. One small emergency wipes you out. At some point you have to admit it… this system doesn’t work for normal people anymore.

What a fucking win that was, the atmosphere was immense and every single player deserved a standing ovation…..only sour point was Barry, walking straight off the pitch and down the tunnel is a disgrace. I don’t agree with booing him, but don’t agree with his actions either

@universalnewsx Get the stretcher @adam10mazier

🔴 A fan-captured video of Noa Lang’s injury has emerged.

@Zazaax17 @adam10mazier @kusbakisigodard Fucks the crowd attendance got to do with it? Lad fell in to a hoarding, sliced the tip of his thumb off, went green and got stretchered off Fuck all to do with “masculinity” deffo a bit you

@adam10mazier @pimperelli7 @kusbakisigodard Come have the top half of your thumb cut off in front of 70,000, I would absolutely love to see how you react ☺️

@Zazaax17 @kusbakisigodard @adam10mazier It would have been a better option than looking like an absolute fart

@pimperelli7 @kusbakisigodard @adam10mazier Err it’s common for ppl to become lightheaded after a quick loss of lots of blood, especially if they aren’t good with seeing blood/severed limbs. Add the atmosphere too. Did u want him to faint just so he looks “manly”?

@kusbakisigodard @adam10mazier End of his thumbs chopped off,…doesn’t need a stretcher, the little wet wipe

@adam10mazier This is not an injury, it is a loss of a limb. If a finger is severed, you experience unbearable pain and a high rate of blood loss. Walking is not possible

I know I’m normally delusional and all that, but I genuinely think we do them tonight. I think we run them too hard and they tail off just like last time. This Newcastle of recent weeks is very different from the one people are picturing in their heads.

@NOT_MOTD @palkuner

This is how Ronaldo Nazário played for Corinthians weighing over 100 kilos. 🤯