Mr Black President

At work coz l was hate watching Morocco at 3am in world cup

HR watching you hug the new female intern

Naambia my Kikuyu babe nataka dinaa anadhani ni dinner

Being nice is overrated. Just find a good lawyer and choose violence

i think we should bring back the concept of waking up on weekends and watching cartoons first thing in the morning.

Salary ilidelay nkainivite my then gf sleepover nikamshow I won't be able to get her treats she's used to labda tukule ugali mayai tudoz akasema tureschedule adi siku kichele itaingia.Niliumwa ajab but atleast that day I knew she's in love with Spiderman not Peter Parker

Nairobi ukipiga hesabu vizuri, unajipata unafanyia fare na rent.

Unatokea na 2k zako ushikie mamorio mzinga Trader anakuambia hiyo 15$ anaeza Tengeneza 100$ mtu ajishikie mzinga yake,,hivo ndio mnajipata kwa baze ya Keg😂

sorry for acting nonchalant i didn't know your boobs where this big

I'm just a nigga you have fun with, i don’t think I'm boyfriend material.

Ndo nimeanza kuona akuna makosa prodigal son alikua amefanya

Shida ya soko sai,kila Ngo'mbe iko na ndama

Your coworker coming back from his "doctor's appointment" in a full suit

If arsenal can win the league, you can also get a girlfriend. Everything is possible.

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Na wakianza kuona uko focused na Pesa, wanakuambia uoe.🤦🏽‍♂️

Malaya niliokota Saturday pale habanos ameanza kukaa comfortable kwangu. Nimeamka nikapata amedungia my expensive jersey na ako kitchen anapika breakfast. Msee wa nduthi mwenye ako Kimbo please dm me. Nalipa 2k unifikishie hii gaidi Rongai.

Ukinunua Nissan Juke kwa yard hawa Car dealers uenda huko nyuma kwa room kukuchekelea ukishafoward payment 🤨😂

Hakuna watu hi strike inawabamba kama local liquor stores 😅😅😅 ma Boyz washa reporti 🥃