Marcos

This is still the greatest playoff comeback of all time. The 2024-25 Pacers will forever hold a special place in my heart. I can’t wait for next season.

A traveler at O’Hare was referred to Agriculture Secondary to have their suitcases inspected. Officers found 11 pounds of non-human primate bushmeat. Chicago CBP denied entry of the meat due to human health concerns. A list of prohibited items is at go.dhs.gov/Zge.

Tiger Woods company is running IG ads for the shirt he was arrested in lol

Tua in the blue tent after his 5th concussion of 2026:

Can one become a cake person with age?

Me: “I’ll come for one beer, but that it. I got work tomorrow” Me at 3am in the back of an Uber:

@OSUDOC63 @JBPritzker @realDonaldTrump This is kind of weird to have js

@JBPritzker @realDonaldTrump You owe us that much for lunch.

Donald Trump owes the people of Illinois $8,679,261,600. That's $1,700 owed to every household. We're done waiting, @realDonaldTrump — cut the checks.

BREAKING: Amazon will add a 3.5% surcharge for U.S. and Canadian sellers starting April 17 due to "elevated costs in fuel and logistics."

When the average homeowner is 58, or whatever it is, you lose this.

When the Raiders go from Cousins to Mendoza in Week 6

This poor Mexican-American landlord did not raise the rent on these miserable, ungrateful clowns FOR TEN YEARS. All while rents in Logan Square have skyrocketed during that period. And this is how they repay him. By protesting him and putting him on blast in the media for the unforgivable sin of hiring a realtor to sell the building upon his retirement. These idiots are so unlikable they are going make people for sympathetic towards landlords.

Took me 36 years to finally realize I need to channel everything I’ve ever been through into a force that cannot be denied.

Stay single until you find someone who’s willing to watch wrestling with u

what I actually mean when I say I'm working from home ...

So I work at a men’s divorce law firm, and I see this all the time. Guys get such a bad rap when they end up divorced, especially middle-aged with kids. People love to mock their appearance on dating apps or joke about “divorced dads” like it’s funny, but it’s honestly pretty cruel. These men have usually just gone through brutal battles.. in court, with their ex, financially drained, emotionally exhausted. Many have lost a ton of money, time with their kids, and their sense of stability. Now they’re trying to pick themselves back up, put themselves out there, and find someone who actually values them as a person.. something their ex maybe never did. It’s not desperate. It’s resilient. Starting over after divorce isn’t easy, especially when society acts like you’re damaged goods or a punchline just because you’re a middle-aged dad trying to date again. Cut them some slack. A little kindness and respect goes a long way when someone’s rebuilding their life. Respect to all the divorced dads out there grinding through it. You’re not alone ♥️

It arrived this morning. Can’t wait to install. I love being a memorabilia collector!

Me when they finally invent high protein beer

Your death will come on an ordinary day, in the middle of unfinished plans, and the world will continue without you. So live a little.

Think I’ll pass

Just gave a homeless man $50 Life doesn’t get much better than this (Guess who owns the liquor store)