man sized homunculus

idr if i ever posted these but whatever hi 🫶

it got moved to wednesday 😮‍💨

multiple people are telling me to go back to having short hair….. 😔

@youryoki twins….

first haicrut appointment since january scheduled 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

getting a haircut after work today….

i only slept maybe 4 hours last night, can i come over and sleep in your bed while you work

sunday night feel like being drawn and quartered

i don’t know a lot about music and i don’t want to

the elastic in these b ball shorts is weak and keeps making my ass crack show

everyone start frotting NOW

I imagine Bluetooth as a beautiful cerulean spirit flying around my house allowing my devices to whisper to each other

the red 40 in my body is making me want to message oomf

i come home from the movies and then just have to lie down for a while

ok i will

craving a hug from someone stronger than me (the bar is not high)

did raccoon city have gay clubs

there’s nothing sexy going on 😔

@youryoki im a part of the “grow it out” agenda

I'm still alive and I need a haircut but my evil step mother won't let me out

hi oomfs

okay this fuckin delicious (orange juice not pictured and i don’t have the right glass)

i think tonight i’m going to finally break out the shaker and make this blood and sand cocktail i’ve been eyeing