Sassy “Light Pink” Sally

@phoggotallen Were they out of everything?

Eating chipotle, blasting music, was cruising through my hometown. Function with the high school boys later. Does it get much better than this?

My skin smells like it’s burning

I want pink rainbow flip flops

Why does everything always happen on a random tuesday

What’s tuna can

I put off doing shot books like a fucking high school lab report

Why are pinky promises more intimate than

Happy taco tuesday does this count

Are parke sweatshirts gay I just bought a new one

This probably causes cancer right

Meaf

@Colonel_Keez I like making money and having sex

Tan lines are out on this fine tuesday!

Getting my first tattoo help me pick🥰

Rose toy died now I gotta use my fucking taser

I wish my friends understood that if they have my location it means show up to wherever I am uninvited

Cougar and proud

White toes for 40 followers guess which ones are mine

Not letting myself have fun on the burner today after last nights questionable decisions #disciplined

@KAkilla69 It’s sunny and I’m drunk what’s not to love?

@pinksparkly69 That sandbar sux

Uv is 10 I’m horny