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@McLarenF1 Whoever had the final say on starting with inters yesterday can start packaging up his/her office space.

Taking the positives and learnings into our prep for Monaco 👊 #McLarenF1 | #CanadianGP 🇨🇦

@StretfordPaddck He's not that good

Surely this makes it assist number 22 👀 #MUFC

@piersmorgan The answer is quite simple really, Rice needs to improve his game to be on Bruno's level.

WHAT IS GOING ON? How can a serial loser this season beat a man who has driven Arsenal to our first League title in 22 years? This is complete madness.

@StretfordPaddck Same but collar and white stripes. Boring AF. Jersey designers for the club are milking a living

🔴 Upgrade or downgrade? 👀 Which one are you preferring - this season’s kit or next season’s shirt? Let us know 👇 #MUFC

@EggooYT @JeremyVineOn5 She was a plumber or something. She deffo tanked it on her lunch break

@JeremyVineOn5 Which normal jobs has she worked in before?

Should MPs be banned from boozing in Parliament? Green MP Hannah Spencer has said she feels "uneasy" when she can "smell the alcohol" on MPs when they vote. She says people in normal jobs wouldn't be able to have a few drinks during a shift, so why should MPs? Do you agree?

@Keir_Starmer No one spreads hate holding that flag. The hate comes from people demanding you don't put your own flag in your own country. How bent is that?

St George’s flag stands for unity over hatred and decency over division. Those are the values I will always fight for. Some try to hijack our flag to spread hate, I reject their plastic patriotism. mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…

@StretfordPaddck Fucking system is corrupt man

✅ Confirmed by the FA: #MUFC appealed Lisandro Martínez’s red card vs Leeds, but it was rejected on the basis it wasn’t a clear and obvious error. The claim of excessive punishment was also dismissed, with the FA stating hair pulling “ought not to be tolerated and should be discouraged.” [@sistoney67]

@lauriewhitwell @MarioCortegana @SamLee Why?

Midfield merry-go-round has another strand: Manchester City looking at Enzo Fernandez. Possible implications for Manchester United’s pursuit of Elliot Anderson. with @MarioCortegana @SamLee ⬇️ nytimes.com/athletic/72190…

@liamgallagher @WelBeast @BurnleyOfficial It was inevitable. Now for City to lose the 115 charges and get relegated.

@WelBeast @BurnleyOfficial Thank you for BOTTLING it

Thank you for keeping it 1-0 @BurnleyOfficial

@StretfordPaddck @lauriewhitwell No brainer

🚨 #MUFC are exploring Micky van de Ven as an option as they target a new left-footed centre-back. [@lauriewhitwell]

@StretfordPaddck @opaleak Some thick lines them yano

🪡 The official 26/27 #MUFC home kit (as per @opaleak ) 👀🔴 Thoughts on the new home kit , Reds? 👇

@BBCMOTD But accidentally touching someone's hair is? Hmmmm?

This is why Gabriel wasn't sent off.

@liamgallagher 115 ggs

FOOTBALL WON TODAY

@StretfordPaddck Soooo his team were that shit they couldn't beat us then. That what hes saying?

🔵🗣️ Liam Rosenior on #MUFC: “They've had one shot on target all game. I can't remember another chance they had.” 🧂🧂

@lauriewhitwell Sure we get shafted more than any other team

@lauriewhitwell Surely he's just served that 1 game ban as he didn't play against Leeds??????

EXCL: Harry Maguire getting a one-game ban as FA uphold charge of misconduct. Means Maguire misses Chelsea trip. #MUFC appealing Lisandro Martinez red card but sense is unlikely to be overturned. Could be a CB partnership at Chelsea combined age 39 ⬇️ nytimes.com/athletic/71981…

@EggooYT @mariejane2020 Brannigans were OG. Back when they were in a paper bag

@mariejane2020 Cheese Moments Sooo bad they were good

Brannigans roast beef and mustard ❤️

@UtdPPlug @SullyTalkz @centredevils Because he's the Butcher.

@SullyTalkz @centredevils Tbvh, Martinez isn't reliable I will rather play Heaven and Yoro He's good, infact he's the best ball playing defender but he's injury prone and once he's out, the team rhythm is lost.... So why priotise him again?

🇦🇷🔜 Lisandro Martinez has now returned to individual grass training as he steps up his recovery ahead of his return from injury. Will be a huge boost for Carrick's side given Maguire's suspension + de Ligt's back injury. @centredevils centredevils.co.uk/news/exclusive…

@_AdvanceUK Right, which fire brigade loaned them that appliance? Appalling.

Chanting “our streets” while backing causes and groups hostile to Britain is not moral courage. It is ideological extremism.

@StretfordPaddck @mcgrathmike Pay it. We could have got Rice from west ham years ago but we didn't go for it. We need Anderson.

🚨🤨 Nottingham Forest are valuing Elliot Anderson at more than £100 million. Thoughts, Reds? 💭 #MUFC [@mcgrathmike]