Layton

@eligedisciplina Obviously

La mujer que se da cuenta de que su novio, que fue al baño del avión, no regresa, al mirar hacia atrás no puede creer lo que ven sus ojos 😂😂😂

@Jesii_ca_M Lucky

Give this dog a perfect name.

@Hania16836 Rollfast

@Nfrikky Baby I was born to fly

Some people are not okay in their mind 😂

@_josephine0_ Pulsating pleasure

🤔🤔

@DianaLee193646 Hello, my name is ________. Extend your hand palm up and see what happens. If she say's high my name is ______, and reaches for your hand. It could be the start of something wonderful. If she crinkles her nose - then you know why.

42yo and single.. I'll Probably be ignored, but Hi

@Nicole_rwa Why? they all fall down!

OMG 🫣..Cutting very large trees is difficult because it’s hard to control the direction in which they will fall down.

@hairyxblondie I need to get a new spool for my bushwhacker

What do you notice first?

@seisaku_tyosaku Tongs - ever heard Tongs?

"🇺🇸理想の女性像として話題になってる女性 あり？"

@Alinavisoo_life Vance / Rubio or Rubio / Vance

AS OF TODAY WHO ARE YOU MOST LIKELY VOTING FOR IN 2028? A. TULSI GABBARD B. SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS' C. JD VANCE D. RON DESANTIS E. MARCO RUBIO

@Eman_8282 The better way is to hold the cigarette on the stove burner, it will light and you will save some hair.

@RealJamesWoods PASS THE SAVE AMERICA ACT

And Biden wasn’t impaired, and Hillary’s 33,000 emails were about yoga classes. Any other fairy tales?

@longdepzai_n The last one

Which one’s your favorite?

@TOWGunr1984 @BuzzPatterson You are used to dealing with a different kind of flaps

@BuzzPatterson I take it he did something wrong w/the flaps? Help Buzz - I'm a gynacoligist/Missileman, not a pilot!!!

This captain is an idiot.

@SaltyGoat17 Her glasses are broken

Now she's bankrupt because illegals can't buy houses anymore and liberals don't have jobs😂

@nicksortor CNN - Before: "The most trusted Name in News" After: "The most TDS affected Name in News"

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump's Triumphal Arch has just officially been APPROVED by the US government's Commission on Fine Arts .. and this CNN host is on the verge of TEARS over it 🤣 Absolutely TRIGGERED 😂🔥 The 250ft Arch is meant to celebrate America's 250th birthday, equaling one foot per year since our founding. It WILL be built — whether these losers want it or not.

@TheBabylonBee I am really disappointed sock-puppet did not make the list.

10 Great New Jobs For Stephen Colbert After 'Late Show' Finale buff.ly/ftZKVW3

@TPUSA @Bodittle @FrontlinesTPUSA I personally know that this person identifies as an idiot...

Wait for it... @Bodittle @FrontlinesTPUSA

@ElenaBee0 I hate to limit myself, all of the above - of course I can focus on what's best for her...

Tell me in my Dm

@ElenaBee0 I can keep it in the family...

Me and my mom, which one of us is more to your taste? 🤪😘