pipa

people who drive faster than me? reckless lunatics. people who drive slower than me? annoying cowards. and me? perfect, as per usual

my bad for thinking everyone has common sense btw

U could be losing your mind and check Kanye’s tweets then realize you’re actually doing alright

if you’re having a bad day i promise you drake is somewhere having the worst time of his life

forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling

i have no desire to be seen on instagram anymore lol

men be like “i want you” yeah, to suffer

@praetez ser feliz

after like 5-7 traumatic experiences everything just becomes funny tbh

tbh relationships with men are starting to seem like self harm at this point.

forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling

esqueci me dos fones

coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized i just drink it for the love of the game

Every second that I’m not in bed I’m thinking about how badly I wanna be horizontal in bed and whenever I’m horizontal in bed I think yes I love being horizontal in my bed.

why can’t i kill myself for like three hours

the cool thing about this app is you're never the craziest one here

me explaining the difference between a 3 star watch and a 3.5 star watch